short sale 

A real estate transaction better described as a total and utter pain in the dick. Like more painful than herpes and the clap combined on a humid August day.

This short sale has got me itching to blow my brains out.

short sale by urbannamammajamma March 12, 2015

short-heels 

Used by a woman to state she is wearing short-heeled shoes. Actively seeking sexual intercourse, usually a one-night stand.

I haven't been laid in a long time. Think I'll wear my short-heels when we go to the club.

short-heels by iun August 23, 2004

short man eric 

perfect height for giving male blow jobs.

Mike asked for a blow job. I told him ask for short man eric.

short man eric by George Ballman October 14, 2011

Short distance pole vaulting 

Sexual intercourse

Did you go Short distance pole vaulting last night mate

Short distance pole vaulting by Tonys June 2, 2014

Short Nigga Syndrome

Short nigga syndrome is when someone is really ugly, short, and can’t get any bad bitches

Look I think Gibbit has short nigga syndrome

Short Nigga Syndrome by Gibbit the pimp June 1, 2019

Short guy energy 

Josh ellum on Twitch.tv/ellum

Josh Ellum has such Short Guy Energy!

Short guy energy by DisAshters August 29, 2021

short fuse 

A woman who achieves orgasm very quickly, to the point that it can happen accidentally.

"Please be gentle, I have a short fuse."

short fuse by DanteTorn September 2, 2016