one second

when you don't want to talk to someone and you need to find a reason to leave them hanging

Person A: You know what happened today? I tripped over st-

Person B: One second
*Person B doesn't come back*

by edgymofo December 12, 2021

Minecraft: Story Mode Season 2 Episode 4: Below the Bedrock

the greatest video game of all time. its story, characters and music is unforgettable. comparing this game to another masterpiece, for example Knack 2, would be like comparing a Whale to a Rat. there is nothing that comes close to this level of masterpiece. thinking of an even greater game than this masterpiece is a death sentence in most countries. it isn't available anywhere now because Telltale "Went Bankrupt" but if you ask me, that's just a cover up story, they actually want people to forget about this masterpiece ever existing

Robert: Hey dude what are you playing?
Gilbert: Oh, i'm playing Minecraft: Story Mode Season 2 Episode 4: Below the Bedrock
Robert: the gods has made you one of them. use your power wisely, young one

by the god of MC:SMS2E4:BTB July 25, 2020

Gan Eng Seng Secondary School

very good on spending money on useless things, if u go to the GO can see very nice fish tank but go to the canteen can see student’s throwing chair and shit. very nice classroom but the toilets damn creepy. go alone always got one cubicle locked up, dont know why. students say its haunted.

discipline wise to win the special seat in detention just come to school 1-2 min late then stand outside at the school entrance do national anthem. not only that detention not enough for them, want u suffer, take away ur phone/ ezlink.

we dont even have our own school field, during pe always got some old uncle running on the pavement, doing excercise, very budget liao

school attire is the BIGGEST issue actually, who the hell decides to put some out of fashion design for pe, material also DAMN HOT no matter what. uniform, uncomfortable. thats it. both also slightly see through walaowey.

positive side is the canteen vendors, so kind so sweet. thats it.

Student 1: Eh walao why this chair even worse than hawker centre
Student 2: Welcome to Gan Eng Seng Secondary School

by founder of GESS August 20, 2021

second spot

a term referring to the transitional juncture between the rectum and the large intestine, sometimes breached during anal sex either because the insertive partner has a large penis/dildo and/or the receptive partner has a short rectum. the term is often used by well-hung gay men when advertising their intentions to prospective partners.

i cum in the second spot ONLY!

by Jeton July 5, 2010

Cuddle Season

The time between October and February where singles rush to find dates for those holiday parties, meeting family, new year's kiss and lastly Valentine's Day. Most of these will end in disaster.

"I was on tinder and this girl invited me to her parents on Christmas"

" it's cuddle season man, she probably doesn't want her parents asking why she's still single again."

by capnSOLO April 9, 2016

West Spring Secondary School

Dog shit school and egoistic kids residing there. Trash discipline master Mr suki just wanna find fault with everybody. Peepee poopoo everywhere in the boys toilet Fun fact: Zhenghua secondary is salty that we have a higher intake and better reputation than their cheap spin off KFC setting.

West spring secondary school is better than Zhenghua.

by dragonthisnuts September 3, 2021

Secondary Invitation

When a friend invites you to a certain event that they were invited to, but you were not.

Hey, do you want to go to Jack's bonfire with me?

Is that a secondary invitation?

by OJneg May 31, 2010