seasonal adjustment order

The extra beers it takes to make members of the opposite sex seem attractive in winter.

Before seasonal adjustment order; "everybody looks so grey and unattractive, I think I'll go home and cry myself to sleep."

After seasonal adjustment order; "wait a minute, this place is full of hot booty!"

by Stephen Collins September 1, 2006

Nba 2017 season

The NBA brought to you by the Golden State Warriors

The nba 2017 season is the Warriors

by Chris_33101 July 11, 2016

off-road season

During a womens menstrual cycle, the man or women may suggest to the other they 'go off-road'.

This means to engage in anal sex in order to avoid having sex via the vagina during her period (bloody mess).

Many couples enjoy this alternative with the aid of a water-based lubricant.

If you want to be more romantic you can always ask in French would you like to "aller tout-terrain"?

Off-road season is a chance to explore another side of your sex life. Enjoyment for the man and the woman.

by heypresto December 17, 2010

seasoning salt

when a girl is eaten out; oral sex performed on a girl.

"I'm nervous for him to give me seasoning salt."
"Don't worry about it, it's not awkward for long and then it's soo worth it."

by hardon May 19, 2006

A Good Two Seasons

A long period time that an individual goes without a certain act, experience, or idea.

"It's been a good two seasons since I've had a decent handjob"

by Cracker_Barrelite May 10, 2010

season my beans

While receiving a blow job your significant other sneezes on your balls.

While you down there girl, how 'bout you season my beans?

by toiletjocky February 28, 2015

seasonal affective gay

The syndrome that occurs when the new onset of cool fall weather causes a gay person to become extra snuggly/touch-feely. Lesbians are particularly affected by SAG.

Sara: Mmmm, pumpkin spice.....uh, why are you putting your hand up my shirt? We're in public.
Jill: Sorry! Every fall I get a bad case of seasonal affective gay.

by vag on the reg October 31, 2016