slapping the pappy

The act of elderly male self pleasure.

Grandpa took too much Viagra , but found instant relief by slapping the pappy.He was beating his richard like it owed him money.

by ballz itchy July 4, 2016

Sclap

The action of being slapped and clapped simultaneously. Once one is sclapped, they will lose all dignity and become a creature similar to a Chevy suburban stuck in the middle of the highway.

I was once sclapped. Now I am half the man I was once before.

by Miles is not smelly May 8, 2019

southside slapper

the act of slapping ones testicles after a woman has finished sucking your ball sack!

"mmmmm... yo' mammy gave me a southside slapper before i pulled her hair and donkey punched her! Bitch fell asleep reeaaal quick."

by Merve Engle May 26, 2007

russian slapper

the process of spreading a humans butt cheeks cumming on the gouch and then slapping the cheeks together so it squirts back on you

Last night i gave my mother a russian slapper.

by Steven L January 25, 2009

Jap slappers

Flip flops

Ah shit! I left my jap slappers at the brothel!

by Les Stroud July 13, 2012

rabbit slapping

When you're fucking a bitch and your balls slap the top of her pussy

Dude, i was rabbit slapping this bitch so hard she couldn't walk the next day

by mynameismarky November 17, 2013

monkey slapper

Some one who masturbates to much.

Fred is a total monkey slapper

by assjugs July 1, 2008