Sausage Fingers

When A Girl has very short but very fat fingers. Mostly found on short fat girls in the enterprise, alabama area.

Hey, check out Sausage Fingers over there!
Somebody get this Sausage Fingers away from me?
God damn that bitch has some Sausage Fingers!

by R1crazy May 17, 2003

sausage casing

Term used to describe the ring of guys surrounding an attractive woman at the bar. Blocking off any outside contact. Also a "sausage force-field."

Man 1: You should go talk to her.
Man 2: I can't. She's got a fucking sausage casing around her.

by coltrane1 January 16, 2008

steaming sausage

Noun; to perform the steaming sausage you must be in a doggy style position. 1st you properly get set and smother fire resisting gel around the lip area of the womans vag and the head of your scrotum. Then you get a box of matches and light your dick on fire. You insert ur dick into her vag for 5 seconds giving her a warm sensation. (caution,performing this move for more then 5 seconds may cause 3rd degree burns or death)

My girlfriend was like i want some sausage, then i bent her over and gave her a good old steaming sausage.

by asdadada December 28, 2007

sausage factory

An abundance of wiener

"Before Ethel wanted to get married she wanted to visit a sausage factory"

by spooty2y July 8, 2003

vienna sausage

a term referring to a very linear measurementally challenged penis. Often used to describe fuckbois

bailey got that vienna sausage

by Blackie June 14, 2016

Homemade sausage

This is the act of pooping into a condom then tying off the condom. You can even add your own ingredients through the act of eating certain foods. A healthy green diet will result in a greener, moreloose variety of sausage. A sausage made after having eaten corn will result in kernel sausage. Other combinations are also possible. Results may vary, consult your doctor if you have a homemade blood sausage, as this may be a result of ripping and tearing.

The other night my girl said she wanted to make homemade sausage with me. I showed up with some condoms and the uncontrollable urge to poo. She had raw meat sitting on the table and an organ grinder. Clearly we were on different pages.

by DWolf06 January 13, 2011

sausage fest

An area where there are more men than women.

1st guy "lets go to this place!"
2ng guy "nahh, the YMCA is a sausage fest"
1st guy "yeah... thats a bad idea... who would go there?..."

by 7aipan December 28, 2005