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Sausage Omelette 

Pronunciation: "Saw-sahge ohm-let"

1. An omelette made with sausage, eggs and various spices.

2. a) Sexual intercourse involving an older male and a older female. b) Any sexual encounter involuntarily observed, involving the observer's mother/male acquaintance older than 45 years.
1. Friend 1: "I've finally gotten eggs so I can make ya'll my famous sausage omelette."

Everyone else: "Yay!"

2. Friend 1: "So I was visiting my parents last week, and I forgot to knock on their bedroom door in the morning. When I walked in, they were making a sausage omelette. I died a little inside."

Everyone else: "Eww..."
Sausage Omelette by Mewsy July 1, 2009

sausage heat 

The effect of a room getting warmer because of a multitude of men in a small room.
Dude, open a window, there's too much sausage heat in here.

Sausage Hamper

A homosexual act between two or more males. Were the penis is inserted into the rectum of the other participants.
I want to put my sock in your Sausage Hamper.
Sausage Hamper by hotforbrock March 4, 2011

Sausage Shunter 

A person who inserts sausages into their bodily orifices - namely the face and arse. Sometimes also simultaneously.
Gunther was such a sausage shunter, he just couldn't get enough of that meat!
Sausage Shunter by full of it March 7, 2011

Sausage Ditch

A place of which to insert you're mighty walls banger!
After taking a leisurley stroll in the country, Samuel was pleased to come across Susans "sausage ditch" buried in the growling undergrowth!
Sausage Ditch by Sausage Gash. December 11, 2011

Sausage Casserole

When a person has more than one penis in any orifice for an extended period of time. See gangbang
See Debbie does Dallas for examples of "Sausage Casserole".
Sausage Casserole by cheeseontom February 20, 2014