Similar to the Rusty Fish Hook but named after the Professional Czech Hockey Player. While satisfying your lady from behind you abruptly jam your finger into her poop chute. When she turns around to yell, "Hey!" instead of giving her a traditional fish-hook you cross check her in the face with a hockey stick. For additional bravado you can then shoot your load on her back, blow a whistle, throw your arm in the air and declare that you're giving yourself a 2 minute minor for roughing.
My girlfriend told me that I couldn't finish watching the game until I finished her, so I gave her a Rusty Klesla and then went downstairs to finish watching the game.
by DirtyDick October 16, 2012
Get the Rusty Kleslamug. When you are fucking a girl in the ass and she begins to shit on your dick. You pull out your shit dick and jerk off using her shit as lube. You then jam it in her front door near the end and give her a good old mixture of pleasure and regret.
by Dirty Fish Facts November 6, 2020
Get the Rusty handcockmug. by RustyStick Technologies March 17, 2021
Get the Rusty Stickmug. by Culver304 March 19, 2014
Get the rusty nipplemug. Anal licking from behind while giving a reach around. Named for the motion n which the facilitator uses while doing the act. Similar to what a trombone player actions are.
by One ball Lucky Charlie May 28, 2018
Get the Rusty Trombonemug. by bitchgotthebongwater December 9, 2016
Get the rusty andersonmug. A sexual act in which you just completed having dirty anal sex. You then proceed to 'knight' the other person by slaping each of their cheeks with your dirty sword.
by King Mechagon July 12, 2019
Get the Rusty Princemug.