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David Rigging

1. The process of manually altering something to fit one's needs without any regard to the actual assembly instructions. Often, the end result is an item that is partially-functional and only works in a limited capacity.
2. Using an item for something other than it's intended use.
"Would you please stop David rigging that baby gate and just follow the instructions that are on the back of the box?"

"Who put that TV stand together? It looks like it was David rigged."

"This DVD player is held together with shish-ka-bob sticks instead of screws. Who David rigged this thing?"
by Richelle Smith December 26, 2009
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Grim rigged

1. Some device, mechanical or otherwise that is so nigger rigged, that the device is either non function or requires constant fixing, yet somehow works.

2. A relationship that is only going to last long enough for the semester. Mostly used in high school or college.

3. Worse than nigger rigged.
Tommy: How in the world is your computer still working?
Jim: I Grim rigged it.
Tommy: How?
Jim: I've got the power cord from the old desktop going from the wall to the strip and the power strip apart to use prongs into a usb back to the original power cord. That other wire you see there is the screen, it projects into this little lazer thingy from my tv remote and that goes into the tv. Then i've got the keyboard from your old computer here. I've still got the original mouse, but it's duct taped together.
by Eg Grimace July 31, 2010
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spamming rings

When a friend on facebook uses the chat feature to spam about free rings tunes, usually unintentionally via a malicious facebook app.
That douche Cliff was spamming rings yesterday.
by lookinandout August 26, 2010
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Newton rings

The five fundamental holes of all females suited for penile insertia (the anus, vagina, mouth, ear and not forgetting nostril).

Original source sir Isac Newton world renouned for his newtoning.
We just creamed Julies Newton Rings.

You... me..... newtons?

I just SMASHED her newton rings.

I'd love to be in her newton rings.

I bet her newton rings are smooth as F**k.
by SHAMID! December 7, 2010
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plastic rings

noun. usually a clear plastic used to combine six (6) aluminum drinking cans by the top. extremely useful yet commonly overlooked for having any value. also has a negative aspect related to littering, which threatens the environment (fish, small animals, ect.)
bro 1: yo hand me that six pack
bro 2: here bro 1 (grabs six pack by plastic rings and passes the six pack to bro 1)
bro 1: thanks bro 2
by bro 3 March 7, 2011
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eye-rings

dark rings under one's eyes
It seems you haven't slept well for ages.
Why that?
Because of these eye-rings you've got.
by maroccan July 7, 2011
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Oil Rigger

The act of sticking one or more fingers into someone's anus (clothed or not) while shouting,"Oil Rigger" in a country accent. Best used when the victim is bending over, walking up stairs, or standing in front of you. The reverse reach around Oil Rigger is also always a challenge.
I definitely penetrated the bootyhole when I gave that dude an Oil Rigger on the escalator.

I gave Jimmy the dirtiest rusty hook after I Oil Rigged his fart box.
by Silky J Johnston August 30, 2013
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