put your money away

when a jovial older gentleman refuses to let the people around him buy drinks, often used to impress younger woman who are often just leading this older gentleman on in order to get free drinks themselves.

Pete Dick: "damn, is that Roberto over there?"
Sunny: "I think it is."
Pete Dick: "lets go buy him a drink, he's a good guy."
Roberto: "hey, fellas, wow good to see you."
Pete Dick: "let me buy you a drink..."
Roberto: "no, no, put your money away, its no good here, really."
Sunny: "wow, what a beautiful thing."

by Pete Dick March 21, 2008

put a dong in it

slang term for sex... with dong being a penis in this case

Did you have a good time last night?

Yeah pulled this girl n put a dong in it

by Rob Barcroft October 10, 2008

put your pussy up

PYPU or Put your pussy up. This phrase is used to tell a girl, who is throwing herself and pussy onto a dude in a desperate or slutty way in order to get laid. This phrase can also be used in order for one girl to tell another that she is acting like a slut. Can also be used in a manner of telling a girl to use flirtation and sex to get what she wants, like putting it up for sale or auction.

"Hey slut...put your pussy up!"
"Hey, Jamie...you are being way too easy...put your pussy up!"
"Damn this girl is all over my nuts...she needs to put her pussy up."
"Jesus Amy, if you want that guy to buy you a drink you gotta put your pussy up..."

Girl A: "Yeah, I really wish that Brian would would pay more attention to me...I want to be with him so bad..."
Girl B: "Well if you want to grab his attention, you need to wear something sexy or you can try something a little more risky..."
Girl A: "A little more risky? Like what? What do you mean?"
Girl B: "Girl you need to PYPU..."
Girl A: "What in the hell is PYPU?"
Girl B: "PUT YO' PUSSY UP!!!"

by I AM THE JESUS July 31, 2011

Put it on thick

When you have your eye on someone of interest to be hooked up with and want someone to put in a good word.

Mike wants Clare bad, and asked his friend Mikayla to put it on thick like he's a dope ass guy.

by mjeezley September 16, 2016

put to sleep

Used as a mock by the party of the winning side of an argument. When an individual does not know how to respond to a statement, then the individual is considered "sleeping".

"you've just been put to sleep"

by datgawddamsleeper June 17, 2014

put a jihad

Putting a jihad on someone means, putting up a revenge, a mission to destroy them.... Came from the movie "Team america, world police"

k; sup Jimmy, what's bragging your ass
m; nuttin much, chillin, just that dudeass bitch Mike came over the other day and knocked the shit out of my stereo recorder.
k; whatcha gona do about it m?
m; hell, since you asked, I'm gonna put a jihad on'im.
k; Hells yea bitch, dat's what I'm talkin' about!

Later that day, M smoked Mike's ass, Mike never came out of the hospital again

by Matija April 30, 2006

Put a sock in it

Means for someone to shut up.

I've clean my room,so put a sock in it.

by BlackPohatu September 12, 2016