Punched muffin

A very unattractive woman

Some bro: dude, that chick is ugly!
Andrew: she's about as appealing as a punched muffin

by Sergeant Doncho June 21, 2019

Milner Punch

May cause broken rib, and or intense bitching. Other side affects include pain all the fucking time.

I milner punched charlie and broke his rib.

by y0 m4m4 15 m1n3 August 14, 2010

punching the pitcher

When you skip bases

Did you go base by base or just punch the pitcher to save time?

by Chris M. July 2, 2004

Predator Punch

Predator Punch= Mike's Hard Lemonade. It's the drink that the statutory rapist always brings to the scene of the crime in "to Catch a Predator" on T.V.

I bought a six pack of Predator Punch little girl!

by daverinodave June 11, 2013

slugger punch

A brutal punch by a slower heavy weight bloke.

Fuck that fat cunt Tim through a slugger punch and knocked out that dick head cold

by Melb gen February 24, 2020

platypus punch

When a woman with massive saggy tits hits you in the face with her tit.

"Hey mate, how did you get that black eye?" "A bitch gave me a platypus punch"

by FossysForehead June 5, 2020

sponge punch

Fisting an unshaved vagina.

Best method for sponge punch "You've got to punch the sponge to plunge the clunge" -Gavin Free

by Binaryjutsu February 7, 2015