doggo punch

Right when you get home and your dog runs up to you and gets on its hind legs to greet you, putting its paws on you while hitting you with said paws. It is most effective when the owner has been gone for more than six hours. The ultra rare Final Form Doggo will actually be able to kill with its flurry of punches.

Guy walks through the door to his home, and the dog runs up to him and doggo punches him a little. The guy then puts down his bags from work, gets the leash and proceeds to walk the dog to satiate its excitement.

by sirdraxTM November 29, 2016

Booty Punch

When a woman uses her hips and butt to hit another person in their dancing/standing area.

I was trying to find some space on the dance floor when I got booty punched by that plus sized woman

by GoodTimesNM February 23, 2011

Punched Humphrey

When a male and female are having sexual intercourse, and the penis slips out of the vagina and penetrates her asshole, the male's Punched Humphrey (Humphrey is a term for shit).

I was having sex last night and accidentally Punched Humphrey! Needless to say, she was feeling pretty sorry for herself.

by lagr31 July 3, 2022

punching the pitcher

When you skip bases

Did you go base by base or just punch the pitcher to save time?

by Chris M. July 2, 2004

platypus punch

When a woman with massive saggy tits hits you in the face with her tit.

"Hey mate, how did you get that black eye?" "A bitch gave me a platypus punch"

by FossysForehead June 5, 2020

Predator Punch

Predator Punch= Mike's Hard Lemonade. It's the drink that the statutory rapist always brings to the scene of the crime in "to Catch a Predator" on T.V.

I bought a six pack of Predator Punch little girl!

by daverinodave June 11, 2013

sponge punch

Fisting an unshaved vagina.

Best method for sponge punch "You've got to punch the sponge to plunge the clunge" -Gavin Free

by Binaryjutsu February 7, 2015