Poon Crack

The slit of the female reproductive organ. Noun: Vagina

I like me some nice tight poon crack.

by beatdownmonk September 23, 2009

Poon Salute

Similar to an army salute, however, the person salutes by creating a space between your index and middle finger. The salute is given to a person who is acting like a "poon", aka pussy.

Joey asked for the bartender to give him more cranberry juice in his cranberry and vodka. Ben, laughing at him, gave him the poon salute and told him to man up.

by Benny23322 March 6, 2008

Poon-Jabba

An individual who could easily have a few select instances of poon but misses out because he is such a poon himself.

Nate Baublits, you could totally have tapped that, you are the original Poon-Jabba.

by Great-Chief Highlander May 2, 2010

Poon Swoozled

Preventing a fellow female from getting ass when shes going down the stretch. A person (male/female) can poon swoozle inadvertently but it is often done out of jealousy or bitch-ism.

I could have totally hooked up with that dude if that cunt hadn't poon swoozled me.

by Jesse McCormack October 6, 2008

Poon musk

The natural odor coming off of a vagina, poon, pussy or snatch.

Your poon musk smells good it's starting to turn me on.
Girl you need to shower I can smell your poon musk over here

by Wadeoh November 22, 2018

Poon-tang

Look up bearded-oyster

I love the taste of poon-tang in the morning.

by Buht Sechs November 2, 2003

Poon Fishing

To use the service of Myspace or other websites to score with the ladies.

Guy: I went on Myspace last night...did some Poon Fishing.
Friend: How'd that turn out?
Guy: I caught me some hotties.

by Tim Black December 13, 2008