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poly-auto masturbation/orgy

a sexual encounter with one or more clones of yourself.
I met a couple of my clones for dinner and afterwards we went back to the studio to fool around. it was a total poly-auto masturbation/orgy...good times were had.
by sharonelectrons September 4, 2009
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Habbo Elite Police Force

An online police department dedicated to protecting Habbos from bullying and scamming. It was founded November 2005 by the two users, ThunderwolfX and carstud. To this day, there are over 40,000 members. It is the biggest name in Habbo law enforcement due to their different yet secure Headquarters and helpful, loyal, and dedicated members. The staff is broken down into various divisions and ranks all doing different jobs.
----------------Habbo Elite Police Force Divisions---------------

Standard Division: Recruiting new members.
SWAT Division: Patrolling rooms and reporting unlawful acts.
Detectives & Forensics Division: Analyzing evidence, like screenshots, to present in the Courtroom
Law Division: Studying the elements of law. People report unlawful acts to them and they try people in Court if necessary.
Trainer Division: Training new recruits.
Medical Division: Dedicated to healing the wounded, whether EPF staff or not.
Jail Division: Studying the jail and how to operate cells.
Security Division: Keeping HQ, the jail, and any other parts of EPF secure.
High Rank Division: Supervising HQ, answering questions, and handling some issues that occur.
Top Management Division: Seeking out hard-working staff to promote and overseeing HQ. Handles many issues.
Senior Management: Promoting hard-working High Ranks, watching out for HQ. Handles many issues.
Administrative Division: Handles many issues, is an administrator of a certain activity.
Owner Division: Handles most issues, represents ThunderwolfX in his time of absence, has authority to create rules, alliances, and activities as long as others agree.
Presidential Division: Has authority over Owners and below, can create rules, alliances, and activities.
Founders Division: Has full authority over everyone, handles every issue, can create rules, alliances, and activities.
by EPF-Owner-Kelly September 4, 2012
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police

Good men and women who are highly disrespected, mainly by the low-life criminal scum that they have to deal with. If a cop caught you smoking pot, and told your mommy, and you got in weally big twouble wiff your mommy, don't blame the cops for messing up your life. That's your own doing, it's what happens when you abuse crap like that. Respect the police, you can't respect a whole lot of other people nowadays.
Example(16 year old idiot stoner)=Dude, the police caught me smoking weed and told my mom. I'm real bummed because my mom got real mad at me and like, I was grounded. Damn, man.

Example(Inner city "gangsta")=WTF dog, you trippin', all I did yo was stuff that 13 year old girl's hole and then pop her wiff my piece, yo. Why you hatin'? Damn police! Snap, you messin' my vibe, homes!
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riot police

by maxzilla June 22, 2003
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New York State University Police

A band of heroic legendary police officers sworn to protect the universities and colleges of the New York's SUNY system.

Challenged by the quarells of protecting millions of staff, faculty, and students.

Dedicated to justice. Enforcing the law and protecting life liberty and property.

Also they have bad ass hats and uniforms.

They are trained by police academies recognized by the new york state department of criminal justice services.

They seek to one day have all the departments at different SUNY schools to become centralized; thus, so they will be more organized, run more efficiently, and better be able to protect and serve the people of NYS.

There are approximately 40 of them at stony brook university. about 3 to 6 usualy work per 8.25 hour tour. At stony brook they are responsible for the safety of over 40,000 people during the day. That includes faculty, staff, students, the University Hospital patients, and all other people who have business there.

God bless them. Every one of them.

Note: Sometimes refered to as NYSUP or UPD, or by the specific department like SUPD (StonyBrook University Police department).
Those New York State University Police cops are pretty fucking hot. I wonder if i can seduce one to have my babies. I wonder if he'll tie me and and let me ride him all night.

The New York State University Police saved my life when i got drunk and passed out in the snow over winter.

The New York State University Police caught the guy who assaulted me and stole my wallet.
by Awesome Pirate Warrior October 6, 2010
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Police

the dumass idiots that arreested you for skateboarding
by rusty February 13, 2003
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Police

(The) Police. The thorn in the side of any potential and/or budding *herbal* horticulturist
The police will treat all those caught in possession (depending on volume) of cannabis, regardless of colour, creed, race or religion in the same way. As a criminal.
by Tom Honeyfield May 13, 2005
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