- Man I found a couple of cute girls walking in the street the other day so I followed them and just when I was about to ask for their numbers a league policeman busted me!
- Sucks bro, maybe next time try to hit on girls in your league, the police will leave you alone!
- Sucks bro, maybe next time try to hit on girls in your league, the police will leave you alone!
by BeepBop472842 September 21, 2023
Get the League Policemug. 
When someone seems intent on telling you to stop feeling a specific emotion. Usually negativity because you're "bringing everyone's mood down" or something similar. Even when you hide your emotions in public and say one offhand comment about how you really feel,there will most likely be someone there to enact Emotional Policing. You're expected to change yourself despite how you truly feel,despite how many facts you have to back up your emotions (which you shouldn't need because that notion seeks to invalidate emotional response). Emotional Policing is everywhere.
Example one:
Todd: "Yeah,Project 2025 is going to hurt a lot of marginalized people and minorities. I'm worried my friends will die."
Bill: "Oh my god,stop being such a fucking doomer Todd! Just relax,everything will be okay."
Todd: "Oh yeah,I should totally 'just relax' when the people I know are going to be hurt or killed. Fuck you and your Emotional Policing,Bill."
Example two:
Jerry: *Expresses even one negative emotion.*
Tom: "SHUT UP YOU DOOMER PESSIMIST NEGATIVE NANCY DOOMER DOOMER DOOMER! BE HAPPY GODDAMNIT DON'T DRAG DOWN THE MOOD OF EVERYONE AROUND YOU STOP IT"
Jerry: "Fuckin' Emotional Policing.."
Todd: "Yeah,Project 2025 is going to hurt a lot of marginalized people and minorities. I'm worried my friends will die."
Bill: "Oh my god,stop being such a fucking doomer Todd! Just relax,everything will be okay."
Todd: "Oh yeah,I should totally 'just relax' when the people I know are going to be hurt or killed. Fuck you and your Emotional Policing,Bill."
Example two:
Jerry: *Expresses even one negative emotion.*
Tom: "SHUT UP YOU DOOMER PESSIMIST NEGATIVE NANCY DOOMER DOOMER DOOMER! BE HAPPY GODDAMNIT DON'T DRAG DOWN THE MOOD OF EVERYONE AROUND YOU STOP IT"
Jerry: "Fuckin' Emotional Policing.."
by Lazthedictionist November 23, 2024
Get the Emotional Policingmug. 
These are the police responsible for bringing horny people into the system. Without them... the world would be filled with horny peverts.
Wait.
Wait.
Tom: I heard Ted got caught looking at Sakura's boobies! He was caught by the horny police!
John: OH NO I SIMPED FOR BELLE DELPHINE IM GONNA GO TO HORNY JAIL!
(SEE HORNY JAIL!
John: OH NO I SIMPED FOR BELLE DELPHINE IM GONNA GO TO HORNY JAIL!
(SEE HORNY JAIL!
by SomeMoronThatIsDumb April 4, 2023
Get the Horny Policemug. by Cody5050 August 23, 2022
Get the Guelph police servicemug. **SAMPLE CONVERSATION USING TERM**
April 14: Police Chase
Occurs when motorists are afraid to pass a police car while driving on a highway due to a fear of being caught for speeding. Similar to a parade maker, the result is a traffic jam.
WOW had it wrong all these years, I thought it was when someone in a motor vehicle didn’t want to get caught so they do not stop and the police chase them.
Me too, but maybe that’s called fleeing. LOL!
I have never heard them say “ He led them on a wild police flee” but you can be correct!
April 14: Police Chase
Occurs when motorists are afraid to pass a police car while driving on a highway due to a fear of being caught for speeding. Similar to a parade maker, the result is a traffic jam.
WOW had it wrong all these years, I thought it was when someone in a motor vehicle didn’t want to get caught so they do not stop and the police chase them.
Me too, but maybe that’s called fleeing. LOL!
I have never heard them say “ He led them on a wild police flee” but you can be correct!
by Classic1979 April 14, 2009
Get the wild police fleemug.