"I got so high last night I was on broom-petting level! I kept petting my broom thinking it was my cat."
by lar snort September 14, 2019
by Goofy ahh stuedjasdf November 17, 2022
Aka. P.P.R.P.; When an individual is only romantically attracted to people who wants and or has pets
Vanessa is only interested in dating people who have pets because she believes it shows they can handle some responsibility, are compassionate, and considerate. She has a pro-pet romantic preference.
by Vanguard 1998 April 02, 2021
I'm sorry I can't go to your bullshit meeting, but taking the time to pet the seal would be more productive.
by Not Aaron Krause September 18, 2015
quick claim to fame; the next new trend; the next bonanza; your 15 minutes of fame, if you're pedestrian.
by postmenopausal August 13, 2015
Cover phrase used by skeezy, down-low men to excuse their primal, homoerotic indulgences in the shadows of polite company
by tian647 August 28, 2013
by Austin2400 February 06, 2017