How to make your parents proud

You probably just made your parents upset or mad and searched this up just so you don't feel disappointed anymore, I feel ya.

My dad just yelled at me for "breaking" a trumpet so I searched "how to make your parents proud" into the urban dictionary.

by 2021AA January 16, 2021

Parred

A special type of roast for being an SJW. People who are Parred get triggered and upload a rant on twitter or Tumblr.

SJW: I got freaking parred we must destroy all men

SJW: right back at ya lets rant on some men.

by Yay-erz September 21, 2017

parentals

the name used for some ones parents that are from another country in turn making them orientals . so there for oriental parents

so the term Parentals came about

-oh there is jimmys parents for visiting from japan

-yeah they are his "Parentals"

by sleepsta November 26, 2010

parentnoia

The legitimate fear that aprents have about the filthy bastard in the white house seeing to it that their children will be spied upon for a draft and sent to the middle east to be murdered for the creep's power, oil & megalomania.

The bext example is the truth about what has happened since the punk stole the white house.

by REAL AMERICAN July 8, 2005

parrett

he's fat, he's round and his arse is on the ground!

there is no example apart from gavin baigent! haha

by luke March 11, 2004

Parenthesis Face

Any person, usually an elderly individual, whose facial creases create the shape of parenthesis on either side of their lips.
These "parenthesis" run from the base of one's nostrils to the chin line, placing one's mouth within a set of parentheses.
It is a very unattractive feature, and usually causes one to appear puppet-like, with the chin and lower lip creating the lower part of a puppet's mouth.
Usually obnoxious, rude, obtrusively religious ex-English, now-substitute (sometimes single-school exclusive) teachers possess such a trait.

That parenthesis face really said "God bless you and save you" when I sneezed!
I can't believe she doesn't know how to look through her glasses instead of over them!

by Ryan Dunn is Blessed and Saved November 4, 2008

parenteau

The worst ever stupid motherfucker office partner. You can do anything to him, like taping a banana under it's shelf and wait 2 months before he notice the smells. You can also make him loose half an hour by taping it's mouse ball and look at his restart ti's computer three times !!!

Alouuu Parenteau.

Parenteau, you stupid no brainer, you dumped in the pan again.

by Jee December 28, 2004