Someone who parks badly in a parking lot, across multiple spots, over curbs, hitting shrubs, sticking out, sideways, even that one guy that flipped over the wall.
by Vajeebi February 27, 2016
Get the Brad Parkermug. One of the most talented people you will ever met in your life. He is very smart,but will never show how smart and talented he is. He is usually tall and have brow hair and green or blue eyes
by Hrhejsjsbe February 11, 2019
Get the Parkermug. by Skibidirizz August 17, 2024
Get the Esmee Parkermug. parker is the absulute best
by parkerknowsbest October 29, 2018
Get the parkermug. by pooperscooperdood April 19, 2022
Get the parkermug. by IsukDix March 22, 2022
Get the Chloe Parkermug. Parker is a very hot, sexy, and cool. Parker gets anyone they want and has sex all the time. Parker is basically a magnet to the ladies, and is very very fast, almost even sub 21 5k time. I dont know what would happen if this sexy man named parker ever left.
Girl 1- Hey Parker, I am in love with you
Parker- Hoe go to the back of the line
Girl 1- but you are so sexy and hot, and cool, and hot, oh wait i already said that my bad.
Parker- I dont care there is a massive waiting list that you are in the back of.
Girl at front of line- is this girl bothering you or something, do you need me to beat her up for you
Parker- Yes please
Parker- Hoe go to the back of the line
Girl 1- but you are so sexy and hot, and cool, and hot, oh wait i already said that my bad.
Parker- I dont care there is a massive waiting list that you are in the back of.
Girl at front of line- is this girl bothering you or something, do you need me to beat her up for you
Parker- Yes please
by peepopog123123 January 26, 2021
Get the Parkermug.