tongue punch the dark star

To lick ones anus as if you were trying to reach the inside of a tootsie roll lollipop.

In the middle of sex I got a good look at my girl's ass. It was sooooo fine I decide to tongue punch the dark star.

by SomeDirtyGuy February 26, 2015

muppet punch

The act of sexually assaulting a person, animal, or object with your fist. This usually consists of a persons fist entering the anal cavity of an unwilling party with ferocious momentum.

Samuel L Jackson has muppet punched his way through every movie he has ever been in.

Your mom loves when I muppet punch her.

by Sensual disfunction May 12, 2016

quail punch

The act of making sweet, passionate love to squirrels in the fashion of Thomas Kinkade.

That gentleman loves to perform quail punch in the presence of others. That's straight up quailin' yo!

by DaddyScranton July 27, 2016

Beg Punch

When you punch a girl in the lower abdomen while she is on her period.

Rhianna was being particularly bitchy during her time of the month, so Chris Brown gave her a Beg Punch to shut her up.

by Death2Hoomanity April 24, 2018

cornhole punch

When u ram it in from 27 feet!

Did u hear what happened to steve? Jared cornhole punched him through a window

by Jhox September 21, 2018

Rocket Punch Digital

A digital marketing agency run by a giant 60 ft tall robot with laser beam eyes, a devastating rocket-powered punch, and a degree in marketing.

Q: Hey what has two thumbs and just hired Rocket Punch Digital for all of his customer acquisition needs? This guy!

A: Meow?

by rocketopunchi November 15, 2018

fruit punch bowl

Slang for a gay man's rectum after several partners have finished inside him in rapid succession.

12 guys just ran a train in the bathroom on some total slut and turned his ass into a fruit punch bowl.

by Rev. Johnny Blumpkin January 3, 2019