Wilder Scale

A scale used to determine that amount of "fucked up" a person is compared to functioning members of society.

That dude is fucking a chicken and fingering his butt!! That's definitely an 8 on the Wilder Scale.

by Dakota0990 August 30, 2016

JR's Scale

JR's Scale states that infantile instincts multiplied by the magnetic strength of a piercing = to the eye grabbing ability of a boob. Because of the metal in a boob piercing and leftover infantile instinct it is inevitable that people will be magnetically attracted to said piercing.

I'd rank them 11/10 on my JR's Scale, because they're so cute to look at!

by waittillmyshitlocup May 13, 2022

Barrett Wonk Scale

Classification of inebriation according to ipsilateral gaze.

That lad is soo smashed, he is at least a 7 on the Barrett Wonk Scale

by December 10, 2023

michael scales

a simp

person 1: who’s the biggest simp you know

person2: michael scales

by amelia07 April 04, 2021

The Cortina Scale

Much like the Richter scale which is a measure of the strength of earthquakes. The Cortina scale is used in the measuring of farts. The scale goes from 1 to 10 with 1 being not stinky to 10 being the stinkiest toot ever created. If one does not throw up it cannot be considered a 10.

That toot was an absolute room clearer. It must have been atheist a 7.2 on the Cortina Scale

by StoneColdET2024 March 28, 2024

Ballosity Scale

Ballosity Scale - (noun) To refer to the unpleasantness of a current task using a 1 to 10 method.

(sentence) That shift at work was about a 7 on the ballosity scale man.

by mrs. moogoo July 06, 2011

Gayter Scale

Similar to the Richter Scale, the Gayter Scale is a measure of the homosexuality of an individual.

Damn Cory, that last sentence put you over a 7 over the Gayter Scale.

by CoryisGay May 17, 2016