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Cant Touch Grass Syndrome

When a person hasn't been outside to touch grass in more than 2 weeks, then u have Can't Touch Grass Syndrome, where they're officially lost to League of Legends
"Bruh i havent been outside for 2 months ,i probly have Cant Touch Grass Syndrome"John Snow
"Oh ,that checks out,u have been inside alot,u look like a vampire,cause i havent been outside for years" Princess Bubblegum
by The Dumb Dictionary September 8, 2025
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Touch Grass

Touch Grass - A humorous insult suggesting someone should get some fresh air or engage with reality.
“You’ve been talking about her brown snatch for two hours... maybe it’s time to touch grass, yeah?”
by pirate agent September 10, 2024
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Grass Wistle

An offensive gesture performed by bending over and placing your head between your legs. Then take your middle finger and place it in front of your ass and fart. Your finger will resemble a blade of grass as it blows through the wind.
Some jerk gave me the Grass Wistle after I yelled at him for cutting in line at Burger King.
by DaBigDuk3 September 8, 2009
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Grass Back

Person A: hey did you hear that Tia became a youth pastor and told all her old lib friends they were on the devil's path?
Person B: Sounds like a Grass Back to me
Person A: Yeah, textbook case.
by gloplord October 25, 2025
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ass is grass

In the Bible, the phrase ''all flesh is grass'' occurs. Meaning that life is fleeting.

Somebody rang the changes on it, and so, ''your ass is grass'' comes about. A gaudy threat, or a prophesy of coming misfortune.
"If you snitch on me, your ass is grass"

"The platoon sergeant says Smith's ass is grass when the CO finds out"
by Mors Profundis December 3, 2016
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grass

A: wow i think i might be a they/them

B: go touch some grass
by marvellous*may August 1, 2023
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Grass

A foreign item that is found in the mysterious realm of "outside". It is unknown if this mythical substance is cap.
Millenial: Go touch grass
Gen Alpha: What the skib are you on?
by skibidisigma_nocap July 18, 2024
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