When a person hasn't been outside to touch grass in more than 2 weeks, then u have Can't Touch Grass Syndrome, where they're officially lost to League of Legends
"Bruh i havent been outside for 2 months ,i probly have Cant Touch Grass Syndrome"John Snow
"Oh ,that checks out,u have been inside alot,u look like a vampire,cause i havent been outside for years" Princess Bubblegum
"Oh ,that checks out,u have been inside alot,u look like a vampire,cause i havent been outside for years" Princess Bubblegum
by The Dumb Dictionary September 8, 2025
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by pirate agent September 10, 2024
Get the Touch Grass mug.An offensive gesture performed by bending over and placing your head between your legs. Then take your middle finger and place it in front of your ass and fart. Your finger will resemble a blade of grass as it blows through the wind.
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Person A: Yeah, textbook case.
Person B: Sounds like a Grass Back to me
Person A: Yeah, textbook case.
by gloplord October 25, 2025
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Somebody rang the changes on it, and so, ''your ass is grass'' comes about. A gaudy threat, or a prophesy of coming misfortune.
Somebody rang the changes on it, and so, ''your ass is grass'' comes about. A gaudy threat, or a prophesy of coming misfortune.
"If you snitch on me, your ass is grass"
"The platoon sergeant says Smith's ass is grass when the CO finds out"
"The platoon sergeant says Smith's ass is grass when the CO finds out"
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Get the grass mug.A foreign item that is found in the mysterious realm of "outside". It is unknown if this mythical substance is cap.
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