Boston Crab Cake

A sexual act where you are fucking a pregnant girl and you reach inside, pull out the baby, and take a bite.

Last night I had the craziest Boston Crab Cake with your mom. Your brother-to-be tasted a little off. Put him back up for some more baking.

by NONONONONONONOOOOO December 15, 2021

crab rangoon (the food)

Also called "cheese wonton", this thing slaps.

David: I just ordered crab rangoon (the food) for takeout.
Jeff: I approve of that.

by Willgamer July 08, 2021

you have crabs

insult your friends. public lice.

girl1: "girl2 smells"
girl2: "you have crabs"

by przldent October 15, 2018

crab ass nigga

Talking Shit about a member of the Crips; disrespect

"There go that crab ass nigga"
"Fuck yo crab ass, this is my hood"

by Trees July 15, 2006

snappy crab trap

When a woman sneezes or coughs during intercourse, forcibly ejecting the penis from her vagina

I couldn't hold my sneezes, and he got mad when I gave him a snappy crab trap before he could cum.

by SRJmama November 28, 2006

sexual predator crab

crab who poses as human on internet chatrooms/instant messenger programs in an attempt to solicit sexual interaction with teens. often seen sporting a fez and curly moustache.

"that is a sexual predator crab"

by johnnie angel March 22, 2005

mississippi crab dangle

A sexual position requiring four people and a tractor. First theorized in 2004 it has yet to be realized in real life.

$500??? Maybe for a Mississippi Crab Dangle!

by PinkyDW June 06, 2006