by BlackTenebris October 20, 2019
when you are receiving a rim job. You pull the giver close and fart in their mouth. You cause the giver's mouth to expand.
by smittah March 12, 2011
Brown air is the kind of rectal expulsion that often causes symptoms similar to those experienced by mustard gas victims. An acrid, thick, almost tangible odour.
"Goodness me, Ponsonby just snuck out as I walked in only to be assailed by a cloud of the foulest brown air!"
"Yes, he's a bastard is Ponsonby. Notorious for his obnoxious air biscuits"
"Yes, he's a bastard is Ponsonby. Notorious for his obnoxious air biscuits"
by The Mongo Collective January 09, 2008
by The real Dingleberry Jones June 01, 2019
Another word for a fart. This word accentuates the rather foul odor accompanied by the noise, as it closely resembles the presence of fecal matter. Cleanup may be required after expulsion.
by PsvyXlone Aeon May 26, 2009
the instantaneous connection between two people upon first glance. could also be referred to as love at first sight but it much more intense as the air around you just feels orgasmic.
it was like in the movies, the slow motioned movements, the sudden dimming of the lights and then our eyes met, and for that's when it happened, air sex, yes, we'd just connected on a whole new level
by Dani Autumn February 02, 2011
A Spanish word for a medical condition that does not really exist. Roughly translated to English, "un aire" is "an air." Un Aire is used to describe a strange sensation felt in the epigastric, abdominal or chest area. The sensation is characterized by a a general bitching and whining about a gas like feeling in the aforementioned torso region. Un aire a chronic condition in little old ladies and women. In men, un aire is an indication of sever chernitis in men brought on by a lack of testicular fortitude. If not treated with a C.O.M. (can of man) or a bitch slap across the face, un aire may escalate into coñogenic shock. At this point, their is no cure and a man deteriorates into a nagging old lady; old ladies or women are too far gone and estrogen takes over their sensibilities.
911 Dispatch: 911, what is your emergency?
Patient: (In a desperate and terrified voice) HELP, I'm dying, I can't breath, I have terrible chest pain, it hurts all over, I'M DYING!!!!
911 Dispatch: Rescue is on the way, please try and calm down, we will make sure that you get through this and you will be okay.
Patient: AHHHHHHHHHH, I'M DYYYYYYYYYINNNNGGGGGGG!!!!!!
Rescue crew: (Mere moments later) Sir, we are here to save your life, what do you feel?
Patient: Oh I don't know, it's not pain, it's un aire...it's going away though.
Rescue crew: Umm, like gas?
Patient: Well, yeah, kind of, but it's not gas...it's un aire...
Patient: (In a desperate and terrified voice) HELP, I'm dying, I can't breath, I have terrible chest pain, it hurts all over, I'M DYING!!!!
911 Dispatch: Rescue is on the way, please try and calm down, we will make sure that you get through this and you will be okay.
Patient: AHHHHHHHHHH, I'M DYYYYYYYYYINNNNGGGGGGG!!!!!!
Rescue crew: (Mere moments later) Sir, we are here to save your life, what do you feel?
Patient: Oh I don't know, it's not pain, it's un aire...it's going away though.
Rescue crew: Umm, like gas?
Patient: Well, yeah, kind of, but it's not gas...it's un aire...
by Mr Bear 1015 December 21, 2012