Pocket-swag

A piece of linen (or occasionally a folded napkin or piece of paper/card) inserted into the pocket of a suit jacket in order to truly complete a suit. When worn with confidence and assurance, it brings an atmosphere of 'swag' to a room. No one really knows why or how, just that there is something added to a setting or environment when a pocket-swag is present, making you feel, in that place right between your heart and your soul, that this just feels right. This is not simply a 'pocket square', this is pocket-swag. To the untrained eye, very similar. To experienced swagologists, their difference is everything.

Girl: Nice pocket square!
Guy: Excuse me?
Girl: I said that I like your pocket square.
*Guy laughs*
Girl 2: That ain't no pocket square. That's pocket-swag, you amateur.
Girl: I am so sorry.
Guy: Don't worry. Mistakes happen.

by Big_Nate_Dawg May 27, 2013

Swag Tube

a synonym for a condom or rubber.

Friend: Yo mayne why didn't you do your girl today?
Guy: Shoooot dog I didn't wanna take no risks or nothin cause I ain't had no swag tube.
Friend: A swag tube? Wtf is that?
Guy: Fifs on yo neck its a condom!!

by SwagTubeKid June 03, 2010

Swag Shopping

When you go to a career fair and instead of looking for jobs/internships, you just collect all the free company swag.

Leroy: Yo, you find a job yet?
Steve: Nah, I'm just here swag shopping.
Leroy: What you get so far?
Steve: 10 reusable bags, 5 high lighters, 13 pens, a nerf football, small baseball bat, USB sticks, bag of chips, Frisbee, and toilet paper.

by khangn14 February 22, 2012

swag daddy

when someone is responsible for the creation of a style/swag

Brett Lamb: Look at Colonel Saunders repping a pair of ray bans what a swag daddy!!

Matt: i heard that don, Amen Brother Genuine swag daddy

by mattthonnas January 18, 2012

Swag Points

A system of points that measures how swagful or dope someone is. Whenever a person does something swag worthy they are rewarded with swag points. however if they do something uncool, they lose points. (Somewhat Like Cool Points)

This guy just just fucked two bomb sluts on the same day, "thats major swag points son!"

by KidSwagg October 29, 2010

Swag Messiah

the savior to enlighten all cringe, unbased, and stupid people

Jesus came back from Heaven as the Swag Messiah

by legalize nuclear bombs October 21, 2022

Swag monster

The most pimpenest and illest g-thang. Walks with so much confidence you'll be scared of him. You'll think he's a SWAG MONSTER!

A: Yo! Did you see that McLuvin kid chillin with the cops?

B: Yah! he was a total swag monster!

by Biak September 23, 2011