Old Mace

A more accurate description of Old Spice antiperspirant, which burns the 1st and 2nd layer of skin off of your armpits upon application.

Last night I was in the hospital being treated for chemical burn after applying some Old Mace.

by Lil' Ahnotthebees!!! February 15, 2018

old saggot

When a gay dude gets old and his dick, balls, and nipples sag

Bruh- hey man look at old man j-roc over there!
Bruh 2- dont look dude, he's just an old saggot

by roastinsnakesandfuckinrakes January 13, 2017

old diamond

An ex girl friend you still love, and still have somewhat of a relationship

"Even though Ashley, broke up with me, I still kick it with my old diamond."

by Datpifff90 August 31, 2012

the old Wamsuttas

Literally, a set of bedsheets common to New Englanders, named for a 17th Century Wampanoag sachem. Used as a double entendre by Carla Tortelli in an episode of CHEERS to refer to the conjugal sheets betwixt which the overly fecund waitress has created numerous children herself.

CARLA: Tell me something, Red. Are professional athletes better between the old Wamsuttas than ordinary men?

by FinskiForever April 29, 2012

The old cheese

Your mother. Someone elses mother.

She has children, she is a old cheese. I am going to call the old cheese.

by The Cheez June 20, 2012

Old Timer

A player in Stress Level Zero’s ‘Bonelab’ who is knowingly avoiding using new features in the game.

“Why won’t they download the new mod manager?”

“Because they’re an old timer. Simple as that.”

by BeezaCM July 1, 2023

Old Man

an old man is probably named leo, probably also gay, and simps over his boyfriend

“wow you’re such an old man! you act just like leo!”

by pp<3 August 17, 2023