roastinsnakesandfuckinrakes's definitions

bender strays

finding all the different long hairs in your bed after you take some thots to pound town

1. bro i couldn't sleep last night because i had to keep pulling bender strays out of my mouth
2. thats what you get for running a train on those 4 thots ferda
3. so ferda

by roastinsnakesandfuckinrakes July 31, 2017

thumb sex

when she grabs your hand and treats your thumb like yo dick and you high key bust a nut

bæ-*grabs thumb and jerks it off, initiates thumb sex
bruh- *blows a load to fucking mars

by roastinsnakesandfuckinrakes April 19, 2017

biscuit

a hockey puck

-gotta celebrate the biscuit boys,
fuckin bardownskies only one-nine

by roastinsnakesandfuckinrakes January 16, 2017

meme

the use of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people's stupidity or vices

1. dude did you see that dank meme?
2. ya man, trump's such a bender

by roastinsnakesandfuckinrakes January 16, 2017

old saggot

When a gay dude gets old and his dick, balls, and nipples sag

Bruh- hey man look at old man j-roc over there!
Bruh 2- dont look dude, he's just an old saggot

by roastinsnakesandfuckinrakes January 13, 2017