If sports are really just games, and the planet revolves around the sun, and not sports, then what is really at stake in the playoffs? If you take enough things in life seriously already, you know that because none of the players are dying in the games, there is nothing to have a sense of urgency or desperation in life. You can't take trophies or rings with you when you pass, so none of it really matters.
Sports and sports playoffs are the last thing in life to have a sense of urgency in life about, or even take seriously, and yet a lot of people still treat sports events like the most important thing in life and the world. Somebody that thinks a team needs more of a sense of urgency to win a stupid fucking ball game because it's the playoffs is not a serious person, just an uber competitive hype minded person. In reality sports playoffs are not a big deal.
by The Original Agahnim June 01, 2021
Name commonly given to traditional, physical sports from the perspective of esports and esports leagues
"Despite the young age of the esports league, its audience size is comparable to traditional meat sports"
"I prefer esports to meat sports"
"I prefer esports to meat sports"
by Pasty C April 13, 2022
by templehoffer May 17, 2012
Used by one or all of the following
Nba fans
Soccer fans
Fatherless
Virgins
Cut from JV Basketball team as a Senior
Sister got shagged by lax bro
Mom got shagged by lax bro
Anime dweebs with Anime PFP (also usually virgins or sister fuckers)
Nba fans
Soccer fans
Fatherless
Virgins
Cut from JV Basketball team as a Senior
Sister got shagged by lax bro
Mom got shagged by lax bro
Anime dweebs with Anime PFP (also usually virgins or sister fuckers)
Not a sport, what sport is this, it a real sport
by LaxlaxlaxlaxStitutes June 18, 2023
Over zealous fan(s) of a sports team who dress in costume(wigs, body paint, etc...) and appear in public,or at the sports event to show support for their favored team.
I really wanted to hang out with Biff after the game, but he was dressed in all that sports drag! I was totally embarrassed!
by Kiki Kaschube June 03, 2007
by Kutinboss January 19, 2024
A term used to describe someone, usually someone younger, who thinks they know something but their understanding is very basic or wrong.
Example 1
Son- Being a doctor is easy. You don’t need a degree just google what’s wrong with them and write a prescription.
Father- Hold on there sports fan. It’s a little bit more complicated than that.
Example 2
Friend 1 - Man,,, That old MF tryin to tell me how to box. He don’t know shit switch his old ass.
Friend 2 - Ok sports fan,,,, you do know that old MF was Mike Tyson right?
Son- Being a doctor is easy. You don’t need a degree just google what’s wrong with them and write a prescription.
Father- Hold on there sports fan. It’s a little bit more complicated than that.
Example 2
Friend 1 - Man,,, That old MF tryin to tell me how to box. He don’t know shit switch his old ass.
Friend 2 - Ok sports fan,,,, you do know that old MF was Mike Tyson right?
by Supascience September 03, 2021