by albacoffie March 24, 2011
Get the Crashed your ponymug. No fucks given, she wants to just sit there on her phone and act like nothing is going on... I'll lay my testonerony bologna pony right on her shoulder and see how she reacts! Might even let her kiss the head if she's worthy!
by Dr__DreadzCTMF December 10, 2020
Get the Testonerony bologna ponymug. Pedro Pony Day takes place on the first of September every two years. It’s a day where everyone who decides to participate celebrates the creation and life of Pedro Pony. People can celebrate in any way they want such as watching Peppa pig (the show which Pedro Pony comes from) and posting clips of him on social media.
by Tammy Sandford August 19, 2021
Get the Pedro Pony Daymug. Everything went wrong today, I don't even want to talk about the specifics...I am totally Dragging the Pink Pony
by Ruby Perfecto February 23, 2009
Get the Dragging the Pink Ponymug. Pony tard: Omg look at that lil poniez cutiee mark isz sooo kawaii desu! ^_^ I luv My Little Pony!!111!1
Some normal guy: Gtfo. Please.
Some normal guy: Gtfo. Please.
by IamWeegeeGiveMeYourSoul December 2, 2011
Get the My Little Ponymug. Providing pre-coital nourishment via the fingers to a young lady who hasn't been ridden in a while, only to find that she is already prepared and de-haired.
Before i mounted her i had Jeeves check she was in good condition as she had clearly been 'out to pasture' for too long. He held out his hand hand with his fingers splayed and the next next thing we knew he was "feeding the hairless pony"! She went at it like a horse eating oats
by Disko Letch January 24, 2013
Get the Feeding the hairless ponymug. by Grandy Q. December 23, 2020
Get the One horse ponymug.