bloody mushroom

When a significant other has a bloody or broken nose and the other, preferably male, slaps his dick and balls on the injured nose and the blood smears into a mushroom shape.

Person 1: Hey is your nose broken?
Person 2: Yeah it is why?
Person 1: Lemme slap my dick on that thing and make a bloody mushroom.

by thegoat_emoji June 30, 2018

shitake mushrooms

the word you use when your around family and accidentally yell SH*T

THATS SOME COOL SHITAKE MUSHROOMS

by squidwordslongshlong April 8, 2021

Mushroom Hubs

Named "mushroom hubs" for the way they mysteriously seem to sprout under desks near people's feet. No one can explain how or why it got there, but serious things start breaking if you touch it.

Herbert always has the gadgets, he's even set up his own mushroom hubs

by holloway November 16, 2007

Mushroom Rage

The feeling of anger and confusion at the end of a mushroom trip

Im glad I didnt show up to your house while you are experiencing mushroom rage

by HonkyThomas October 12, 2020

Mushroom Knocker

Term for a homosexual man

Man, Chad and Larry are a couple of real mushroom knockers...

by GoddessNix October 26, 2025

turtle face mushroom-head

Someone you feel is the finest piece of ass on this planet. The most gorgeous girl in the world. Not a 10, 20, 100. This is the Dime of Dimes I’m talking about. Whatever you see when you close your eyes and think of perfection. This bitch is it!!

Turtle face mushroom-head

Paul: Hey mayne, you know that Melissa chick?

Greg: ...The one that be with that Giuseppe cat?

Paul: Yeah, yeah.. that broad is a total turtle face mushroom-head. Feeeewwwww-wwwweeeee

Tommy: You see that, turtle face mushroom-head. Phew. Almost made my lung collapse for real.

by The Real RopeJump December 25, 2018

mushroom bunker

cutting off you or your male companions bellend above the shaft of the penis and hollowing out the area beneath to create a small pocket of storage. Further furniture or decorations can be added both inside and outside of the bunker, and magnets or a nail hinger system can be added to create better security. You can store whatever you like in the mushroom bunker. Having a mushroom bunker is a sign of high respect, due to the fact that you need a big penis to have a good mushroom bunker.

"Hey james, I want a mint"
"Sure thing friend let me grab a wondrous eclipse mint from the north-east sector of my Mushroom Bunker"

"I have a small quantity of polish miniature men living in my Mushroom Bunker

by james michael jerkoff August 6, 2020