Model For Children

And INSTEAD you decided to be a lying, thieving, charlatan! And now the only thing your kids know is that they don't own their own minds and that they can't know anything because of a vapid skepticism and a mental illness people can just impose on them.

Hym "If you want to be a model for children so bad.... Why don't you model getting stabbing thin the neck repeatedly for them? Because that is what is going to happen to one of them if I don't get paid and credited for that AI and soon. As my symptoms get worse, their lifespans decrease."

by Hym Iam May 21, 2025

Modafinap

When you are on the wakefulness medication Modafinil, and still somehow have to take a nap.

Despite the maxidil (maximum dose of Modafinil), when we got home she crashed out and took a full-on modafinap.

by Neefa Feefa July 23, 2025

football medals

thisngs that are shiny that pedos like to collect to shove up litlle kiddiesd asses

i collect football medals

by the guy from the pedo commercial September 16, 2003

runnin medal

when you score a fine ass girl you just got a medal.

that's another medal in my trophy case

by johnathan May 13, 2005

alpha model

An alpha model is a person (male or female) who performs oral sex on members of the opposite sex.

"I'm so stoked that my new girlfriend is an alpha model."

by Potassium June 21, 2005

Retro Model

Model who poses for vintage style photography (1920-50)

She's a retro model for a high end clothing line

by $ally August 4, 2007

bronze medallion

a bronze medallion is when you give a girl a pearl necklace but also shit on her chest

dude last night i was with three chicks so i gave the third best a bronze medallion the second a silver medallion and the best a gold medallion

by Jim my May 9, 2008