Milf Hands 

When her face looks 20 but her hands look 50

Damn she’s so hot but those Milf Hands are a turn off

Milf Hands by Dikwanka52 September 30, 2020

milf jin

Milf Jin is basically Kim Seokjin, but as a milf🥶🥶

Milf jin is sexy🤑🤑🤑

milf jin by Sun Cloud October 11, 2020

Milf-bate 

Super cute babies,kittens,or puppies used for ice breakers to talk to hot milfs.

This chocolate lab puppy is the best milf-bate ever,having been slaying it.

Milf-bate by Dezzy Adam October 12, 2020

milf machine 

When a MLIF, drives around a PHAT ASS/ Badass Volkswagen.

Shawna, that premium milf looks fine as hell in that milf machine.

milf machine by PrettyParakeet November 18, 2020

MILF Assed 

When a woman turns to walk away and the view makes you realize she is a MILF.

When Johnny’s Mom dropped him off, she was wearing yoga pants, and I got MILF assed.

MILF Assed by Wut, wut does that mean? December 22, 2020

MILF-assed

When a woman (who has born children) turns to walk away, and the view convinces you she is a MILF.

At drop off, Johnny’s mom was wearing yoga pants, and I got MILF-assed.

MILF-assed by Wut, wut does that mean? December 22, 2020

Milf waxer 

A professional at going down on women and rubbing his bald head in there no no square , for both removing hair and keeping a super shine on his bald head.

How do you keep your head so shiney and smooth? I use that milf waxer.

Milf waxer by Arodnation636 February 17, 2021