Mexican Pipeline

Like the Alaskan Pipeline, one puts beans in a condom and freezes it. Once frozen, it is used as a dildo.

Me: Yo, I’m gonna make an Mexican Pipeline to pound my girl’s ass later.
Carlos: Sweet bro.

by ColoredWaxStick June 6, 2019

Mexican Carwash

When you go to a gas station and use the squeegee to wash your car....

José your car is so dirty, swing into the 7/11 and get a Mexican Carwash esé ...

by Dave the Carpenter May 18, 2023

mexican superman

Mexican superman is Mexican man that mows your lawn, rakes your lard, takes your trash out, all the typical Mexican shit, etc. He is basically superman except Mexican. Surprisingly he is not poorer than regular super man despite being way shittier and way more Mexican than super man. Instead of kryptonite being his weakness Mexican Superman weakness is paying taxes.

Rafael Rivas is a Mexican Superman. I keep him down by making pay my taxes.

by PhillipD33zNutZ April 24, 2020

curse of the mexican

When you've been outlawed from sex by the opposite gender you start to think everyone is hot

Bob: that girls is fine!
Steve: dude! look at her she's a troll
Bob: really
Steve: yes, how longs it been Bob
Bob: too long
Steve: you have the curse of the mexican bob
Bob: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by stealth reaper March 9, 2012

Mexican Refreshment

When you aim a straw at someone, and fart into the straw with extreme force, usually into one's mouth.

Dan fell asleep at 11:00, so we gave him a good ol' mexican refreshment.

by A Black Male July 7, 2011

Mexican miles

The miles available on your vehicle after the needle is on empty

We’re on empty but we have enough Mexican miles left to make it to the store

by TheLeeSauce December 26, 2019

stupid mexicans

Stupid Mexicans Synonym for Mexican. Also "Pepper-Bellies" "Jose'", "Dumbshit", "Speedy Gonzales", "Taco", "homie", "Gang-Banger", "Vato", "Cholo", "OG Beaner", "Thief", "Sand Nigger", "taco-Nigger", "limp dick".

The Stupid Mexicans should go back (to whence they came- Mexico).

by Chavez Jose Ritardo Gomez May 23, 2006