Megan Gould

They're obsessed with pot, and have daddy issues.

Megan's are stone cold bitches, and say that people can suck their dick. (even if they're friends.)

Second chances are not given when you know them.

Shes also a WITCH! (stay away from megans)

"megan gould smells like weed!!"
"christ, megan gould is so rude."

Megan Gould by mysteriousrhat891 October 17, 2020

Megan The Handsome 

The most handsome person to ever live.
Also a great warrior that fought many battles with alexander the great.
She was also a great lover of alexander the great.

Bobby:Hey Im Megan the Handsome's favourite dino
Billy: NO I AM

Joey:I think we all know that i am. I am superior to you peasants.

Megan The Handsome by Alexander the great101 December 21, 2020

meaghan logic 

meaghan does something conflicting and then makes no sense, meaghan logic

Meaghan: mutes during a facetime-- her reason is she doesn't want me to hear her chewing her food, but she mutes after opening the box, which is effectively ear rape, the chewing is not disturbing, her whole reason is to prevent a disturbance, and yet she does so prior to muting. Her point? None. Her reasoning? Voided. This is meaghan logic folks.

meaghan logic by cupofteateacup June 5, 2021

mechanical diarrhea 

A mess of old mechanical items and parts from various machines like automobiles, computers, appliances, and other things found in junkyards.

Look at this mechanical diarrhea on the ground!

mechanical diarrhea by Doctor WTF October 7, 2021

Megan 

Megan is beautiful. On the outside. Only on the outside. At first, she’ll be great. She’ll be your friend for a while then, suddenly, she won’t. She’ll purposely exclude you, saying how amazing her friends are and mentioning every name- except yours- and looking straight at you while doing it. Lies about wishing you happy birthday or merry christmas. And you can’t say anything, otherwise you’ll be labeled as jealous. But what does it matter? You lost your remaining two friends because of Megan.

No offense to any Megan’s, I’m sure a lot of you are great. I was hurt by a Megan though so I felt like making this, I have no bitterness to any of you, save the one that hurt me.

“Who’s Megan?”
“The girl who pretended to be my friend, then stole my friends.”
“Aw, that’s awful. I’m sorry.”

Megan by Louisville/Loserville hater February 26, 2022

Megan Parker 

THE MOST ANNOYING LITTLE BRAT I HAVE EVER SEEN IN TELEVISION. She is from the popular nick sitcom drake and josh. SHE SUCKS. SHE IS ALWAYS BULLYING DRAKE AND JOSH FOR HER OWN AMUSEMENT. And you wanna know the worst part? SHE NEVER GETS FREAKING PUNISHED. SHE ALWAYS GETS AWAY WITH BEING AN ANNOYING BRAT. AND SOMETIMES DRAKE AND JOSH GET IN TROUBLE FOR THINGS SHE DID! WTF!?

I hate Megan Parker

Megan Parker by Savejimmyneutronandvictorious March 9, 2022

Megan 

marvel enthusiast with the ultimate Lego collection which she will sacrifice herself for
Paul Dano stan
Likes Robert Downy Jr even though he is a butch lesbian

the bus doesn't drive Megan, Megan drives the bus.

Megan by slyfox9789236 May 13, 2022