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Max Story

1) A terrible story that has no point and isn't funny. Usually after telling the story, the story teller has to tell another story to explain the first story.

2) A story that is meant to to be funny or have a point, but after telling it, both the story teller and the people listening to the story feel dumber and don't understand the story
Dude, that was just a Max Story
by M1234567890 January 24, 2011
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Max Headroom

*During 1987*
Noob 1: yo did you hear about that max headroom pirating incident the other day?
Noob 2: yea that guy is a true troll
by GucciLuke January 2, 2012
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Maxed Out

Documentary film by James Scurlock that won the Special Jury Prize at the South by Southwest Film Festival in 2006. The film, featuring Robin Leach, Suzy Orman, Dave Ramsey and others tells a tale about debt in America.
The movie "Maxed Out" exposes the sleasy underbelly of predatory lending practices
by WebGuy August 9, 2007
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The legend of MAX

00:00Can you see?H
00:12The Fly?I
00:18Do you see your goal?H
00:23Energy?I
00:35Reality?I
00:41Reality?I
00:58Fear...
01:06Revolt...
01:12Do the right thing tyust yourself,
01:18and you'll Know the way Listen to yourself.
01:21You can do this, you can!!
by AU August 27, 2003
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Max Green

the 23 year old bassist for rock band Escape The Fate. he is also commonly know as the sexiest man alive. he will someday be my husband.
dude, did you see max green the other day? he is so fucking sexy!
by Abby xD January 14, 2008
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Max young

a small hooligan whose Dutch backround him make him a real pain in the ass sometimes. Go back and tend to the windmills Pomeroy.
Max Young owns a pair of wooden clogs and likes windmills. Oh yea and he also likes men. Damn hoodlum.
by Mondie January 27, 2004
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Max-isms

Sayings and phrases made by the eccentric genius photographer, Maximillian Kalkman. go look at his pictures, they are gorgeous.
These are several examples of Max-isms.

"you're a dumbshit Mr. Mercedes!!"

"*BUUUURP* WTF?!! I DIDNT EAT ANY FRUITLOOPS!!!!"

"NOM NOM NOM, PAAAANDAAAAAA!!" (<--MIND YOU, HE DID THAT IN A CROWDED RESTAURANT.)
by Aki:) August 8, 2009
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