Mahjongg

A band with its roots in Columbia, Missouri, that, for some strange reason, has not been discovered/devoured by the world as a whole. Producing a mix of rock & roll, electronica and incredible, Mahjongg will make your head explode...in a good way.

Mahjongg is the greatest band that no appreciates fully.

by No, seriously... March 18, 2005

Aussie math

Phrase used when math calculations are not exact, but close enough.

Danny: that animation sequence you gave me was a little bit long.

Andrew: Your right mate...it was off by 18 frames.

Danny: Oh you were using Aussie math.

Andrew: Close enough..she'll be 'right.

by Yoonibomber November 12, 2009

math goggles

1. noun. When an asian dude puts his balls over your eyes. Done typically to humiliate and confuse dim witted lovers.

Chow really gaffled Cindy when he hit her with the math goggles. She was picking pubic hair out her eyes for a week!

by The Governor June 3, 2004

Embrace Math, Exclude Myth

When the Trump’s campaign team should stop playing the political game by defending their boss’s false claim of fraudulent electoral voting in states where he is trailing his opponent and start admitting that more than half of the electorate had voted to fire the Commander in Cheat or Pinocchio-in-Chief.

As more mail-in ballots in the key battleground states confirm the trend that Biden is outperforming Trump, it’s politically childish or selfish for Trump’s allies and his campaign team to give him the false hope that he’d still win the election via frivolous lawsuits, when they’d tell him off “to embrace math, exclude myth.”

by MathPlus November 7, 2020

Beer Math

A very rare form of math only used on a Friday and/or Saturday night when all of your friends who dont have a job want to party, sadly, without out the money to carry out such goals. It will only come into play when your plans are 'have a chill night with a twelve-pack with yourself or one other person' any other plans that you might have are exempt from ever having to use beer math.

HOW TO USE BEER MATH

One: you take the number of people that are going to show up adding possible no-shows or the classic 'unexpected's'.

Two: you roughly determine how much each person will have depending on serval factors, such as the time of day, the persons mood, the persons girlfriend (whether or she approves of drinking) the night before, (whether or not a possible hangover is still very much effective) so on and so forth.

Three: you then compare that to the number of beers you have total assuming of course you have no money to buy more. By calculating this equation you can then figure out roughly how many beers you will ultimately have drank by the end of the night.

Example;

~6 people
two will only drink 2-3
the rest will have 6 or more

Divided into 30 beers

= a shitty Friday night.

What!??! Alex and Share are comming too??!? *mumbles to himself while counting fingers* Shit! Using Beer Math that only leaves me with five beers!!

by The Drinkerr July 22, 2010

Mahjong

Mahjong is ancient Chinese puzzle game. It originally created for 4 people, but has been adapted for less or more. The aim to remove shit load of tiles from the board, cept they must pair with identical ones. It aim to make you wise as ancient Chinese scholar, and fast as ancient Chinese bat.

Man who win Mahjong with mind can accomplish anything.

by Olsen Pickett December 10, 2004

Matharoo

Mathematical equations translated to spoken English.

"Stop with the matharoo already!"

by Andrew Lagemann October 22, 2007