What I call homo-sapiens who know the Spartans prayer: "Achilles, the frequency Auditor. Born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Do you know the Spartans prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
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Person 1: I saw that dude helping an old lady cross the street, donate to charity, and adopt some orphans. He's so cool, I wanna be just like him!
Person 2: Yeah, that's Maybe_Majora. He's super cool.
Person 2: Yeah, that's Maybe_Majora. He's super cool.
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Da Morel Majority was made up of mindless "America, apple pie, and baseball" sheeple who thought dat tree-fungus was a "food of da Great One".
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Damn, I wish I was with that non-feminist art major right now, we'd be laughing and drinking a nice glass of white wine while discussing what would happen if an aborted fetus were put into a blender.
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