knotts landing

A place upon the mountain where a Knott resides. Knott is an old english term referring to a mountain top, or ridgeline. Knotts Landing should have a good vantage to survey the valley or lowlands below. Coined from the Scottish Highlanders and the brothers of thistle.

"Lets go to Knotts Landing"
"Lets not and say we did."
"What is the fun in that?"
"I dunno lets just go to 'the lil wal' and wait for him there instead."

by knotts knot February 4, 2010

Land Crab

A 'Land Crab' is a person that is very un-accustomed to the sea. Or one that IS accustomed to the sea - but just do not like it.
This term is derived from the norwegian word 'Landkrabbe'.

The other guys wanted him to get in the boat with them, but since there was a bit of wind, and him being a land crab, he declined and walked away..

by SAMANTICMAN February 12, 2019

Dry Land

The act of urinating in ones swim suit. Typically done due to drunkenness or laziness. Best done by a body of water.

Damn I gotta pee, but the bathroom is too far. I am just going to Dry Land it right here.

by SLO October 16, 2017

land grab

go to a camping space and reserve a large piece of land, presumably for friends who run late.
Done often with various pieces of luggage.

Use four baskets to define the edges of large piece of land

by Wolfram March 25, 2004

tittie land

A make believe place where a large amount of chicks with great tits walk around topless.

Last night in my dream I was in tittie land. I woke up with the blanket looking like a tent had been erected.

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone December 15, 2017

Landing strip

A strip of land that is for Aircraft, not nsfw shit

A: That's a landing strip
B: What? you want to see my landing strip
A: Really, can you stop being that fucking disgusting

by British Paciic June 8, 2020

Whiteman’s land

A place where there is low crime, no public transport, and a small local government with good doctors. Special interest groups are not local, just Tourists.

I’m leaving the big city and moving to Whiteman’s land.

by Catch me if you Can October 24, 2018