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kung fool

a martial art of low quality; a failed attempt to use martial arts.
That dude be payin' $100 a month for some kung fool lessons.

He thought he was like Bruce Lee tryin' to kick but it turns out he's just a kung fool.
by Picklez July 11, 2006
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Kundermuff

a woman who either bothers, annoys, takes advantage of, or angers someone to the point at which the person using the word has lost all sense of self and would now give anything to have this women tied up and beaten, horribly embarrassed, choked out, gang-banged, throat-fucked, railed out(means to fuck a woman to the point of screaming herself hoarse), chewed out(means to fuck a woman, only to depart just seconds after ejaculation), molly whopped(means to fuck a women and repeatedly beat her with a mop until you cum inside her....no condom), or have something really disturbing happen to her entire family.
"I can't believe she would actually do that to me... that fucking Kundermuff bitch."

"That splinted cuffed Kundermuff just ran her little bitch mouth again... not cool you hoe... you dirty...dirty...dirty heart-breaking skank shank. You deserve every second of pain because of all the horrible hurtful shit that you've been putting me through. You betrayed me.... how could you?"
by Chris Sheffler January 28, 2010
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Kunzman

another word for a perma-n00b, someone who, no matter how much he/she tries, will forever fail at any given task
how can you lose to him? he sucks!
im having a kunzman day today :<
by JustAnotherAnotherGuy March 7, 2010
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Obunga my Kunga

"Obunga my Kunga" is a greeting that roughly translates to "Hello my friend." It is the retarded version of the nigger phrase "Kachigga my Nigga."
Jayden: "Obunga my Kunga!"
Braden: "Did you just have a fucking stroke you autist?"
by childtrafficker69 July 28, 2018
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kunt

Name of a famous graffiti tagger, usually found on bridges across I-110 south of downtown L.A.
Looks like Kunt posted another strike last night....
by The Fuck You Soul Brother September 24, 2003
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kung fu club

Code phrase for a gentleman's club. Used by men to disguise the attempts of visiting a strip club in front of female listeners.
Jon: Hey Jason, what's popping Friday night?
Jason: I don't know yet. But Jackie is going to visit her parents this weekend. (glances over to girlfriend, Jackie, and smiles)
Jon: Aw, that sucks. Well since Jackie is going to be out of town, (glances over to Jackie, and smiles), do you want to go to a kung fu club Friday night?
Jason: Count me in! (glances over to Jackie and softly kisses her on the cheek)
by Cutmaster R March 31, 2008
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Kunkydude

1)The adjective form of Kunky, a word used to describe someone who is indescribably badass, such as a midget who lights people on fire.
1)Holy shit! That midget just lit that guy on fire! WTFZOMG!!!
PERSON 2) Ya hes a Kunkydude for shure
by The Kunkydude March 7, 2009
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