mexican johnson

Born in Houston and lived thereon and off all his life but mostly raised in the country... Aka tattor boys. Known for loving there mother and also is where there manners came from..
If you ever meet a Mexican Johnson you made a lifetime friendship
by Tetragramaton 09 April 25, 2021
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Alec Johnson

WWE enthusiast, founder of M Courts, back-to-back Willie Mac champ
by Fish your Floppy June 16, 2016
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Lisa Johnson

A girl who plays with Littlest Pet Shops and tap dances in grocery stores. Doesn’t know how to tie shoes and doesn’t shut the fuck up about dinosaurs.
Person 1: Hey! There’s Lisa Johnson!
Person 2: Yeah, I knew heard some clicking!
by NotVivian October 03, 2021
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Johnson County

Rumored to be the OC of Kansas, while its richer than most of the other counties around most people think of Mission Hills when they think of Johnson County. Mission Hills is rich as hell but the rest of the county isn't like that. I live in westwood myself, its about one square mile big. If you go to my school you'll find the people you expect to find, but don't associate me with those stupid mother fuckers. Not all of us are like that.
That fucker over in Wyandote tried to call me a rich boy because I live in Johnson County, little does he know that i worked hard and bought all my shit unlike the other fuckers in my school.
by cole April 18, 2005
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dirty johnson

An act during anal sexual intercourse in which the dominant inserter or alpha male removes his penis from the anal cavity of the receiver and smears fecal matter off his glans by violently beating on the ass cheeks of the receiver. This act is often performed by men of the homosexual community, transexuals, drag queens, but especially by raunchy men who claim to be of the female gender named Sydney Johnson.
Man, did you see him give him a dirty johnson in only 3 minutes?

Sydney, stop giving random men dirty johnsons!
by Harry O' hara April 04, 2008
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Johnson Poundcake

When you pummel your dick with a stone in order to gain more girth and texture.
I'm feeling squirrely, why not give myself a Johnson Poundcake??
by meat dick August 23, 2008
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