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Nigron Johnson

Everyone on Earth was white until Nigron Johnson was born
by Doodar Poonjabi August 3, 2022
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Boris Johnson

meaning or hinting toward being exempt from rules, common courtesy, or such person's own laws that they put in place themselves
I probably shouldn't take aa suitcase full of booze into work tomorrow, but Boris Johnson did it, so clearly it's ok!
by jpdfive June 14, 2022
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Bourbon Johnson

A Bourbon Johnson is the opposite of “Whiskey Dick”, as in dick won’t stay down
If your Bourbon Johnson lasts longer than 4 hours, call your doctor!
by Littleutahbird February 25, 2022
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Christian Johnson

Christian is by far the finest male at Bossier High School. He’s multi talented and good at anything he does. His rap name is “Muletti” and he’s the next big thing!
Billy: Man I wish I could be Christian Johnson
Jake: ONG!
by NunButFax March 3, 2022
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Johnson County

Rumored to be the OC of Kansas, while its richer than most of the other counties around most people think of Mission Hills when they think of Johnson County. Mission Hills is rich as hell but the rest of the county isn't like that. I live in westwood myself, its about one square mile big. If you go to my school you'll find the people you expect to find, but don't associate me with those stupid mother fuckers. Not all of us are like that.
That fucker over in Wyandote tried to call me a rich boy because I live in Johnson County, little does he know that i worked hard and bought all my shit unlike the other fuckers in my school.
by cole April 17, 2005
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dirty johnson

An act during anal sexual intercourse in which the dominant inserter or alpha male removes his penis from the anal cavity of the receiver and smears fecal matter off his glans by violently beating on the ass cheeks of the receiver. This act is often performed by men of the homosexual community, transexuals, drag queens, but especially by raunchy men who claim to be of the female gender named Sydney Johnson.
Man, did you see him give him a dirty johnson in only 3 minutes?

Sydney, stop giving random men dirty johnsons!
by Harry O' hara April 3, 2008
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Johnson Poundcake

When you pummel your dick with a stone in order to gain more girth and texture.
I'm feeling squirrely, why not give myself a Johnson Poundcake??
by meat dick October 15, 2008
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