Johnny Zipper

An adjective describing someone who is so fugly or slutty that no decent guy wants to fuck them.

Instead of pursuing the fugly/whorish person the guy 'zips up his Johnson' at all costs.

Girl: 'Do you see that hoe making an ass out of herself? She is trying so hard but she's so ugly that no one will give her a chance.'

Other girl: 'Yeah, she's a total Johnny Zipper.'

by NatiHemptress March 3, 2011

Johnny Grant

Johnny Grant

a person what is real massive lower body like thighs
calf and PENIS
also a bitch magnet all ways has a fresh bitch by his side

never some hood rat

like to fist pump in the clubs and at parties ect ..

and always gotta stay fresh .

person 1-Oh My God Is that "johnny grant"
person 2-He always has fresh girls

person 3-Oh he is so huge :O
person 4-HE CAN FIST PUMP

person 5-he is so fresh

by come at me bro 12343245236526 August 21, 2011

Johnny Deppic

a film character played by Johnny Depp; also any film starring Johnny Depp.

This movie is Johnny Deppic.

by Lil Lieu August 22, 2011

johnny closet

johnny closet(n)- a slang/ street term originating in the early 1900's meaning restroom or bathroom.

as referenced in "My Name is America: The Journal of Finn Reardon; A Newsie" pg. 5 paragraph 2;

" There are rules against us using the johnny closet".

Now I could be wrong but that's what I gather without too many context clues but hey! it makes sense to me! so here it is raw and real you little poop sharks! I'm going to go smoke some Alaskan Sniperfuck and get the fuck outta this popsicle stand, peace!

I went around the corner and realized I had to pee so I turned ran to the johnny closet!

Jorge went to the johnny closet to leak the lizard.

by sir piss pumper September 25, 2013

johnny time

A polite phrase for when you would like to be alone, usually because you greatly prefer your own company to that of others.

Tina: "Hey everybody, where did Tom go??"
Nick: "He left, guess he just needed some Johnny time"

by Alfred123689123 January 28, 2014

johnny big chair

When you get a big promotion and become the boss. Sitting in the biggest chair in your office.

I cannot believe you are the boss, must be nice to be Johnny Big Chair.

by Johnny Big Chair May 14, 2014

Johnny's Barn

A term more commonly used in the South or in other countrified areas. It means to go the looooooongest way possible in the history of mankind in order to get to ones destination. Its as opposite as you can get from a short cut. Its taking the longest route ever imaginable. Usually used in the sentence "going around Johnny's barn"

1. They closed down the bridge so instead of walking my normal 5 minute route I had to walk all the way around Johnny's freakin barn and it took like 2o minutes.

2. I should have gotten there in 10 minutes but my GPS doesn't know how to use side roads so instead it took me all around Johnny's barn and I got there really late
3. Dang, why did it take you so long to get here? Did you walk all the way around Johnny's barn? Geez.

4. Daily workout? Just walk around Johnny's barn.

by PrincipalWinchester May 12, 2016