The Jeremy springer involves you repeatedly shouting “he’s not the father” as you let your pregnant girlfriend fuck another man, along with two black body guards keeping watch.
Adam: hey wanna watch the game?
Bob: sorry, me and my wife have plans. Tonight we’re going to do the Jeremy springer
Bob: sorry, me and my wife have plans. Tonight we’re going to do the Jeremy springer
by CharlieBrownFingers June 9, 2018
Get the The Jeremy springer mug.A cute ass mf, he can be a dick sometimes but you gotta love him. Has random outbursts of energy and can’t stop spinning his fidget spinner. Always got the rips when you need the nicotine. Loves cars and would suck a fat penis for an rx-7 spirit S 1999
by BiscuitBekah December 10, 2019
Get the Jeremy Len mug.Shoving 66 potatoes up ur ass and squishing it until it becomes a stew. Then feed the stew to a pregnant mother.
by Jeremy munchy February 11, 2025
Get the Jeremy munchy mug.Jeremy is a small but mighty one, but all the best packages are! When he finally finds out how to rock you right, you won’t look back as your thirst has been quenched! He is a charming and funny guy who can be awkward at times but that just adds to his charm, once you have a Jeremy you would never believe the wives tale about “J” names again!
by rinagirl69 January 21, 2025
Get the Jeremy mug.A goblin, gremlin, and short king. He plays yugio religiously and will always use a blue eyes along with an enemy controller. Is too much into dune to be a real person. He loves the Mets, it’s all about the Mets.
by nNoodlr69 November 22, 2021
Get the Jeremy mug.The term used to describe someone that is OBSESSED with flipping water bottles, despite not being good at it and showing no signs of improvement. They should honsetly find a new hobby.
Person A: "Hey, I bet I can flip this bottle and land it on that telephone pole!"
*Misses*
Person B: "You're such a Jeremy Lockwood. Give up."
*Misses*
Person B: "You're such a Jeremy Lockwood. Give up."
by Flarrow July 31, 2016
Get the Jeremy Lockwood mug.Where is it, I can't find it anywhere, maybe your local band director made you lose all of this during a 2 hour practice session, but who really knows
What about that visual that Jerem'y neck snapped on
Oh yeah Jeremy always slouches now because that visual destroyed Jeremy's Self-esteem.
Oh yeah, you right
Oh yeah Jeremy always slouches now because that visual destroyed Jeremy's Self-esteem.
Oh yeah, you right
by hugglebuggle124 October 17, 2019
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