Ear penetrate

The sexual act of a male inserting his micro penis into a woman's ear hole because that's the only way they will be able to feel it going in.

Oh no! The Viagra doesn't work, well looks like I'm going to have to ear penetrate a stranger.

by hairy black male June 20, 2019

Ear energy

The amount of energy you put into listen to someones boring story about either ther weekend or a trip they recently took.

guy 1 - Hey did you hear about that awesome trip Sally went on, she will be showing pictures of her vacation during lunch.

guy 2 - No dude once I heard her mouth open I lost all my ear energy.

by NickyLags November 8, 2011

covid ear

The annoying ache behind the ear caused by a mask band. This is in the wake of the covid 19 virus caused by idiots in china.

Thanks china now I have covid ear.

by jimmybomm July 31, 2020

ear wanker

or a person how is having a finger blast of the ear hole to get rid of an itch or pain to relieve pressure

a deep itch of the ear lope would cause you to stick your finger in your ear, therefore, being a ear wanker . god! stu your a earwanker you've been wanking your ear all morning!

by dave the ear wanking god !! November 27, 2021

Ear Rape

My friend on Xbox Chimneytooth152

Someone who ear rapes alot

by WeAllWannaDie June 11, 2018

Bitch Ear

When someone says something to you and you automatically hear it in some negative way. Usually effects females most often.

Girl 1: "Did you just hear what that bitch just said to me? "

Girl 2: " All she said was'nice shoes.' I think you have a bad case of bitch ear. "

by dark sohma February 5, 2015

Smelly Ear

A small pin like hole found in the root of the helix that gives off a rancid smell.

I took my index finger and rubbed it across my smelly ear and smelled it. Boy, did it smell bad.

When's the next time you're going to the doctor? We're going to tell him about your smelly ear.

by J.P. Billingsworth April 22, 2008