Horn-laying

The act of lying in bed to indulge in sexual fantasies without actually masturbating

Bro, he wasn't even masturbating. He was horn-laying.

by Eushshtb July 5, 2025

lay hong

The presence of a huge Chinese limp dick.

Wow Buk Lao has a major Lay Hong.

by Faggotmichael6969gayway May 15, 2016

lai lai

lai lai is a greeting commonly used in the game Lost Ark. It can mean all sorts of things, usually with very positive connotations, however most people recognize it as a constant reminder of the existential dread that is eating them up from the inside as well as the agonizing pain they feel when whiping to Argos for the 5th consecutive time.

lai lai everyone!

by FLOROID May 16, 2022

Lay mack

Laying mack is one of the finest arts to date. Mack itself is defined on the urban dictionary as hitting on or flirting with a female using verbal or physical means.

"Laying mack" is when one macks in a very convincing and smooth manner such that he "lays" the mack.

Laying mack is only art on mastered by the finest coothmasters and slayers.

Today I saw Lloyd lay mack on my best friend. Even I was falling in love.

by Lloyd The Coothmaster December 27, 2016

lay down a log

to take a large shit

yeah ill be right back mate just gotta lay down a log

by bobbyjonas January 7, 2016

layed

The action where someone knocks out or kills the opponent.

I just layed his sh*t.

by Metro562 June 30, 2021

Lai lonni

Lai lonni is a beautiful person with great personalities she loves her friends and family she likes popcorn alot and her favorite thing to eat is salt and weres makeup and a pink cowboy hat with a light up tiara on it that works when it wants to so loe4tikjrfdvnijdfsnsdkj;n

LAI LONNI IS BISEXUAL AND MY BEFWIEND OIUXHUWIHDBIHW

by racheal like toes February 22, 2021