human goo

The result of an oily build up from human contact left behind on high volume touchable surfaces, that attracts airborne particles leaving a grimy residue noticeable by touch

The backside of this handle is covered in human goo

by Chef Tortuga March 6, 2017

Human Extraordinaire

A person that excels at everything (or claims to).

Meet my husband, Craig, Human Extraordinaire. He's the best at this and that, and that too . . .

by E.E.K. October 27, 2010

L human

a L human is someone that is psycho and uses another someone for their advantage. Someone that cheats and lies.

she used him for prom she’s a L human.

by really tried bru May 14, 2022

human centipierre

Much like the dark and fictitious "human centipede," it is a series of joined bodies. Rather than being connected mouth-to-anus, subjects are connected by genitalia. For men, this involves anally penetrating the individual in front of them and simultaneously being penetrated from behind (much like the infamous "Lucky Pierre"). Women may participate but must utilize a strap-on dildo or another instrument capable of penetration. Rather than being limited to a chain of three sexual partners, the centipierre is one composed of at least four but can stretch infinitely so long as the chain is not broken.

Anne: Hey, my car is in the shop. Think you can give me a lift to work tonight?

Paul: I'm not going to work. A buddy of mine is having a party.

Anne: You're blowing off work for a party?

Paul: Not just any party. We're making a human centipierre.

Anne: Oh, word? Screw work, what time are we getting there?

Paul: We?

Anne: Did I stutter?

by RubberBunzNLiquor February 9, 2012

Human Fag

A person that is a waste of space/air and exceeds the normal levels of faggot.

“See that guy over there he is human fag.”

by Meat Fest 73 June 14, 2018

Human Centipede

Morphed from the film and interpreted into a realisation. A term used to describe suck ass management structures and what you have to do other than put the kneepads on and suck cock to suck-seed, or bend over a barrel and get fucked up the ass and expecte to suck the shit dick afterwards.

That fuck tard is now paid on higher wages for a that management position that wasn’t advertised. Doesn't he realise he’s now on the ass end of that Human Centipede.

by TIMMY, timmy. November 28, 2020

Human Dysphobia

Someone that feels uncomfortable identifying as a human.

Zaddek: I have Human Dysphobia but now i feel comfortable because identify as a toaster.

Payton: I identify as a cosplayer now.

Jordan: I have Human a Dysphobia as well.

by mrshadykiller72 April 15, 2020