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penis grade

Penis Grade is what you rate a guy's penis. You can rate it by length or circumference.
Wow, that guy's penis grade is probably a 7
by anonymous996669 February 25, 2015
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The Grid

A grotesque and dismal place made up of politics, mainstream news, Joe Rogan, kid diddlers, celebrities, woke folk, credit card reward points, fast food, porn, social media arguments, the lottery, health advice from the obese, billboards that strongly suggest if you don't think obese women are beautiful then you are racist, The Big Bang Theory, covid, plant meat, and Black Friday. It is where Gridders live happily unhappy- leading fearful, depressing lives. On The Grid, everyone wants to have a mental illness and Flat Screen TVs are a measure of success.
"Damn dude, that joke is funny. It's too bad you can't say funny jokes when youre on The Grid."
by Linklage January 14, 2022
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g ride

A 'G ride' in military and government slang is a vehicle that belongs to the Federal government, especially the GSA.
"Hey, who's driving to lunch? Let's just take the g-ride, the gas is free..."
by TheManWatching Your House August 31, 2005
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Gricella

A mother to a beautiful female Clarissa. A Gricella is loving, warm hearted, smart and drop dead gorgeous. She is envied by females who are jealous but her daughters powers will always keep her safe from those horrible women. If a person only knew how pure her heart of gold was, they wouldn't hate.
Average Person: Wow is that a Gricella coming, what a beauty.

Average Hater: Who does she think she is walking in here looking so, so WHAT EVER
by Dollfacedcutie January 30, 2009
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Griddlecakin

An expression to tell others/another that you are bombin shit at the moment.
Henry - dude that trick you did was awsome!!

you - i know man, im Griddlecakin!
by The Cake Master 3,000,000 June 25, 2009
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Grade Tease

Similar to a cock tease, a grade tease is a teacher or lecturer (usually female) who appears to gain satisfaction and enjoyment in withholding the results of finished assignments until the last possible moment.

The grade tease will spend the day parading around the classroom or lecture theatre, informing students that she has their marks but not actually handing them out. After informing students that she has the marks, she then spends her time thinking of several menial and degrading educational tasks for her students, before finally handing out the marks.

The tease appears to get some sick satisfaction from the pain and stress that he/she is inflicting and throughout the course of the day asks questions such as 'how do you think you have done'? or makes statements such as 'some of you havent done as well as I expected'.
Teacher: So class I have your marked assignments here, but first I think we should read this case study on the Arabian Sand Industry

Student: That teacher is such a fucking grade tease, I dont even give a shit about this case study.

(The next few hours are then spent reading pointless case studies / texts whilst crapping your pants about the result of your assignment, resulting in a totally unproductive lecture or seminar)
by Northern1 April 6, 2011
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girder baby

A child who was conceived by, on top of, or around girders of the square variety.
Your child, good sir, is in fact a girder baby.
by Jeremy Hubbard January 12, 2012
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