grape smuggler

grape-smuggler is a man that goes for women that lack maturity or are too young

since Fit got with so many grossly young girls, he is known as being a grape smuggler

by robby vl January 13, 2007

grape(s)

champagne or wine(see also grapes of wrath)

You can have all the grape you want. I still won't touch that stuff myself.

by Light Joker January 12, 2005

Gramps [Chris]

Gramps: A walking Jackass.

Hey im Gramps Chris, No more morning buts with dionne

by Daveeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Glover October 2, 2007

gram grams

The slippers that the elderly or Grandmas and Grandpas or Grammy's wear. They are like a base with a cap across the toes.

"Nice gram grams!"

"I am going to get me some gram grams!"

by Jason_C December 17, 2007

have a grape!!!

an expression used in response to someone talking complete rubbish.

originally used in response to clueless ramblings of the male sex but became a universal phrase with the ignorant shouting of a mad-woman.

ie "you want this grape about as much as i want to continue listening to what you have to say!"

other person: "you are useless, you have no idea about anything, you are inconsiderate...blar blar blar...."

you: "have a grape!!!"

(expected result: complete bewilderment, rambling to be paused...blissful silence!!, and possibly if ur lucky some laughter!!!!)

by Phoebe and Hebe December 26, 2008

squirts like a grapefruit

when a girl squirts an excessive amount of pussy juice therefor acting as a grapefruit when you squeeze it.

Your mother squirts like a grapefruit when im busy fucking her. She squirts so much i think i'll make a pussy juice cocktail tonight.

by pussyjuicecocktail August 13, 2012

Gapster

A person who attempts to appear, act, and advertise themselves as a hipster in a failed manner, normally through the reaching of connective ties by purchasing a closely but not quite similiar styling of clothing through mainstream reatailers like "The Gap."
Gapster are normally looked down upon by all walks, mainly their hipster counterparts due to their attempts at "trying too hard."

A Gapster could be a person in Williamsburg, Brooklyn New York that has recently moved there from Manhattan with a P.H.D. in Pharmaceuticals who attempts to appear unclean and unkempt like his/her peers by wearing fashions pre-made for him/her through a major retailer, instead of not showering and being faux-poor through meticulously careful planning like a normal hipster.

by Joseph Hill October 29, 2006