Goon

Alex

Alex is a fucking goon.

by Stonedbagel420 May 7, 2019

street goon

A motivated criminal apprehension specialist typically (but not always) on the 2nd shift or 3rd shift of a police force's patrol unit. Engages with the community hourly, gets involved, and builds bridges by jumping over fences and taking down thugs. A Street Goon protects the community first then asks/answers questions later.

Rochelle: that bald white patrol cop looks like Mackey from The Shield and has a really mean-looking resting face. I do not know if he is a good cop or not.

JaQuan: he is a good cop: he's what we call a Street Goon. When he's not sleeping, cooking 8-egg+rice+tuna burritos, and benching weights ín his garage between shifts he is protecting our ghetto-ass hood. He is the quintessential Dennis Rodman of police officers--the garbage man that does the dirty work nobody else wants to do.

by phbl February 5, 2025

Moral Goon Sesh

An average goon session but you only goon to moral porn

“No JaidenAnimations porn at the moral goon sesh)

by RaindropsOnSkin November 22, 2024

Time-Gooning

The act of using the mystic arts in tandem with the Time Stone to endlessly goon.

Yo bro, I've been Time-Gooning with the Ancient One.

by MoistureGorilla January 13, 2025

Goon Splash

Goon splash is the slang term of the male ejaculate/semen. Usually an exaggeration of a normal/human-like amount.

“i goon splashed all over her face, man. It was like the floors of Alaskan countryside!”

by JBGoonBox September 16, 2025

Mental Goon

Gooning without masturbating to porn.

I am doing semen retention but I still goon to foids on twitter without touching my penis.
When im alone and horny I mental goon but never jerk off I am different.

by Sexlessmentalcelfreak April 11, 2025

Goon Baboon

A person who goons multiple times everyday

S: "I think when you guys leave I'm going to goon"
Z: "what?? That's like the third time today"
W: "nah he's the real goon baboon"

by AlphaZ_23 June 25, 2025