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festered wookis

i herad this word from my brother in law
a festered wookis is a vaginal zit that is oozing a yellowish brown puss like substance
that hurts like a festered wookis.
by prankstamenace January 5, 2010
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Fostering

There's no cheesecake here, he was Fostering to us again.
by apathetic hero January 1, 2011
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fester chair

a dirty trash picked office chair that you think you can fix up when you can't. it probably carries numerous std's.
Doug: Just stop being so cheap and buy a real chair.
Steve: No way! I love fester chairs.
by Ocyrus April 20, 2011
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flustered cluck

The sound a chicken makes when she is in a compromised situation.
Our chickens were left out in the storm by accident; we only put them in the coop when we heard their flustered clucks over the sound of the thunder.
by RZAPat March 16, 2012
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Fusserbol

Fusserbol also know as football or in america soccer. The worlds greatest sport. Taking more skill and determination than any other sport in the world Fusserbol is rivaled by no other sport. Also only the sexiest of men can handle Fusserbol.
girl: Hey do you play any sports?
Guy: Yea I play Fusserbol.
girl: Damn your sexy.
by von m March 20, 2012
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fuser steamer

The act of needing someone to take a shit on your chest in order to be able to function (i.e. at work). Very similar outcome to the Cleveland or Boston Steamers, but the fuser steam enables those afflicted with it to perform at their given tasks; without it, they feel otherwise incapable of functioning.

Can be likened to an OCD (obsessive compulsive disorder) affliction, resulting in the afflicted being somewhat addicted to the task.
"Dude, I can't get any work done until a get a Fuser Steamer... just doesn't feel right without one"
by Dr. EAD October 1, 2012
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Fester Fuck

Fester Fuck (n): A cluster fuck of a situation that one ignores until either, (a) the conditions of the situation begin to fester like a wound smelling of geriatric diapers and almonds, or (b) it becomes an unmitigated chunderstorm.
That hoarder's place up the street is literally rotting under a 10 year layer of broken dreams and apathy. It is an absolute fester fuck over there.
by Dr. Chunder May 17, 2013
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