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weekend fucker

Noun.

A person who ruins weekends. Namely by requiring others to attend meetings, do work, or finish projects over the weekend because of their incompetence, inefficient planning, and/or laziness.

Frequently occurs in college dorms and office settings.
I had to go in on a Saturday because that new guy didn't finish the paperwork on time! Weekend fucker.

Those weekend fuckers waited until Sunday to email me that they would not be finishing their half of the lab report due Monday afternoon.
by King George the Cat February 27, 2012
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los fuckers

"los fuckers" observed in various places... like on a t-shirt in the movie Planet Terror
by hwcdesign August 20, 2012
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chum fucker

One who sticks his penis into a bucket of fish guts.

Can be used in place of... buddy, pal, man, dude, bro, spic, moolie, or kooncoli.
Xavier: What up chum fucker?

Ted: Fuckin yer mom.
by poopboobs187 June 24, 2011
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Ruck Fucker

Someone who is too ruckussy for their own good
Lucas over here keeps asking to fuck my mom, he's such a Ruck Fucker
by LucStuff March 7, 2023
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ford fucker

When someone loves fords a little too much
Person 1 - what is that guy doing over there
Person 2 - he is what some people call a ford fucker
by Dr.Snake53 July 11, 2017
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Functional Fucker

A person who fucks you hard for hours and then makes you food and drinks .
He's a functional fucker alright, after we had sex he made me a sandwich!
by Mrs Brak August 25, 2017
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waffle fucker

a person (or animal) that enjoys sexual interactions with waffles.
stranger: wow have you met that guy jayden ?

person: no who is he ?

stranger: he’s this really horny guy who likes to jerk off to waffles

person: ohhh, he must be a waffle fucker
by the_real_ash1093 June 13, 2018
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