n. You pee in a condom and freeze it. Then, while it's frozen your partner uses it to masturbate. When it thaws you or your partner bites the end off and drinks it.
by Timmau21 March 17, 2016
Where u boar a hole in a Ben and Jerry’s ice cream, cry on it for lube, then fuck it till u fill the hole to the brim, put it back in the freezer, eat it and cry again.
“Do you not have any plans for Valentine’s Day?”
“Yes”
“What?”
“The frosty valentine”
“What”
“Urban dictionary it bitch”
“Yes”
“What?”
“The frosty valentine”
“What”
“Urban dictionary it bitch”
by The lonely man February 07, 2018
by Hehehehdgdh October 08, 2021
by Hammilton February 14, 2022
The act of submerging your hand in ice water until it becomes numb and then jerking yourself of while watching the Frosty the Snowman special.
Properly executed you should get the feeling you are being given a hand job by a frozen corpse.
Properly executed you should get the feeling you are being given a hand job by a frozen corpse.
By night 2 of being lost in the snowy forest Timmy resorted to a frosty hand job which reminded him of the many loveless nights with his ex.
by Jarenticus December 19, 2017
When a couple (male and female preferably one with C cup or larger) spend a day having sex with every feasible location of the famale body (oral, vaginal, anal, tit job, ass job, thigh job, TittyPhlop job both sides ect..) and him cumming each time and moving on to next location without cleaning up, continuing till he can no longer cum or use/cover every location, crease and "job". When done she should be completely covered or a majority.
"Dude me and the girlfriend had the house to ourselves for the weekend so we spent the time with a Frosty crease."
by DirtyBolt April 28, 2020
When you drink the milkshake you found in your brothers room and feel an anime figurine hit your lips.
by BoppinaHooker69 March 21, 2022